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Posted: 2/28/2002 3:21:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 3:26:25 PM EDT
My favorite NINJAs were in Jackson Township, Pennsylvania. I heard that they had to register their scrotums as "deadly weapons".
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 3:27:15 PM EDT
Actually, this type of ninja has been around for years. The only reason that they are not reported often is because people rarely survive the encounter. You are a lucky man to have survived. Pray that you never run into him again. Mike
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 3:58:48 PM EDT
LMAO.. No F'n way!! and they say gun owners are wackos! [whacko]
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 4:00:15 PM EDT
BWAAHAHAHAHAHHA [bounce]
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 4:12:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2002 4:13:06 PM EDT by Shadowblade]
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 4:48:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Shadowblade: We used to have such ninjas here as well. They are more common than you think. However, we also had a hero. One individual that braved the parking ninjas despite all odds, laughing at death and saving the populace. Those living in Anchorage already know who I am talking about - that's right - The Parking Fairy! Wearing her pink ninja-proof costume, riding in her pink galf cart (which I am sure had about 500 horses under the hood) she drove the streets of downtown Anchorage beating the parking ninjas at their own game - putting coins in meters of complete strangers, saving God knows how many lives. I haven't heard about The Parking Fairy in a few years. Perhaps she finally fell victim to a group of ninjas flipping out on her. Perhaps she waits in hiding until the ninjas get brave and careless. Perhaps, just maybe, she was kidnapped by the ninjas to be brainwashed and join their ranks... I hope not, for if that is the case we are all doomed...
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you know its illegal to feed someone else's meter in some places? nice people will be punished!
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 5:03:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 5:30:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 5:42:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Schnert: My favorite NINJAs were in Jackson Township, Pennsylvania. I heard that they had to register their scrotums as "deadly weapons".
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Were they carriers?
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 7:21:49 PM EDT
[url=http://www.somethingawful.com/spam/icq/spacerobot/index.htm]ROBOTS DO NOT SHOOTS Guns shoots and robots dont go crazy unless you tell them too.[/url]
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 7:30:33 PM EDT
They were "carriers" all right!
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 8:36:08 PM EDT
In one of my night classes there is a NINJA that wears his FULL NINJA BATTLE DRESS UNIFORM(fndu) to class. . . the whole futility belt with the empty radio holster and generic asp w/ the pager clipped to the shoulder. The scariest part is that he must be a RAN (resident ninja advisor) because after class he walks to his dorm room. Yes, he gives order to the class. . . but at what cost? Must order also have sacrifices in the public's perception of saftey? For example, an attractive female finds it necessary to be near me because of her fear of the RAN. If he must do his job, I will patriotically do mine. . . in the name of order, of course.
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 9:11:32 PM EDT
i cant believe you survived your ninja encounter man. last time i encountered one, i was walking down the street minding my own business when i accidentally walked RIGHT INTO A NINJA! needless to say the ninja was TOTALLY pissed! at this point he completely flipped out. . . of course. before i knew what was going on my head had been chopped off like 18 times and the ninja killed the whole town. . . which sucked, but then the ninja did a triple flying backflip while wailing hard on his axe, WHICH WAS TOTALLY AWESOME! while typing this message i got so pumped i almost kicked my mom right in the face! -spaceman
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 9:35:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 9:35:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Shadowblade: Our Parking Fairy was high profile - the owner of a gas station that had the cheapest prices in town but I don't think she advertised who she was. The pink costume and golf cart are not my invention, she really did this...grin.
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The parking fairy! Near the corner of Lake Otis and Tudor. I always bought gas there just for the hell of it, even if there was a line. Get some gas, and then head across the street to Great Northern to paw all their merchandise.
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 10:21:54 PM EDT
We also have a Ninja in our ranks here in WY. My brothers used to work at a warehouse with a guy who was a for lift driver by day and a Bounty Hunter by break. Seriously on his lunch break we would see him at McDonalds with a bounty hunter badge and his HiPoint 9mm strapped to his side. Hes pretty bad, I didnt want to say anything to him for fear of my life.
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 1:09:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By schapman43: We also have a Ninja in our ranks here in WY. My brothers used to work at a warehouse with a guy who was a for lift driver by day and a Bounty Hunter by break. Seriously on his lunch break we would see him at McDonalds with a bounty hunter badge and his HiPoint 9mm strapped to his side. Hes pretty bad, I didnt want to say anything to him for fear of my life.
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Dudes, if I'm ever so far gone that I have to go to Mcdonalds to impress someone, KILL ME! lol, that is so pathetic!
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 2:07:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2002 2:12:07 AM EDT by medcop]
[url]http://sexsexworld.com/chupe/site/ninja.html[/url] Edited to add: This is not a porn link above...but it is a truly Kick Butt Ninja Page!
Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
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medcop
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 3:40:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: Not only was he in traditional ninja garb but was also sporting a rather stylish MULLET cut complete with rat tail. This was obviously a very high ranking ninja.
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Are you trying to tell us that he was so sweet that he made you want to crap your pants???
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 4:05:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 4:14:20 AM EDT
The mullet is actually an ancient NINJA tradition. "For it has been written that from an unsuspecting suburb the great mall ninja will arise and lead his people into the uncertainty of a new dawn. He shall arise and prosper and he will be known by his hair. Short on the sides and yet long in the back. And henceforth this shall be called a MULLET."
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 4:24:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Schnert: My favorite NINJAs were in Jackson Township, Pennsylvania. I heard that they had to register their scrotums as "deadly weapons".
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Which Jackson TWP? Luzerne CO or Monroe CO?
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 4:37:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2002 4:42:36 AM EDT by Schnert]
York County, Pennsylvania It's become a suburb of Baltimore and Philadelphia, so it's chocked full-o-NINJAS. Back in '89 or so this NINJA who lived in the Thomasville, PA trailer park literally went bezerk! He was tired of his neighbors cats crapping on his porch, so he strapped a .357 to his waist and slung his replica "sharpen at your own risk" NINJA swords accross his back. He walks out of his trailer - in full NINJA regalia - and thn proceeds to shoot, stab and chop his neighbor's cats to death. No crap! He then goes inside to spend the rest of the day in front of the tube. Needless to say Jackson Township's finest show up at his door. Those guys used to make Barney Fife look like a real operator. They knocked on his door and ordered him to come our immediately. His reply was a simple "GET BENT!" So Jackson Township, recognizing the fact that even though they wore spit shined jump boots they weren't exactly "Ranger" material, called the local North ? SWAT/Tactical Response Team. Then the semi-pro NINJAs showed up to do battle. With all of that testosterone and sheer killer instinct wofting through the air of that trailer park I'm surprised that the whole county wasn't wiped out! The SWAT team loaded all the residents onto school buses while telling them that they had to evacuate, because of a "gas leak." The cat killing NINJA's drinking buddy looked at the line to get on the bus and noticed that his NINJA friend wasn't there. So he called him and said "Dude, you better get on the bus, because there's a gas leak..." So the NINJA who had honed his skills on animal mayhem gets off his FAT A$$ and heads out the door of his trailer with a slice of pizza in hand. The semi-pro SWAT NINJAs were so taken back by this strange sequence of events they "forgot" to tackle him until he walked by their perimeter and said "You dudes gotta get outta here! There's a gas leak!" This is true... no crap! NINJAs!
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