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Posted: 2/28/2002 5:55:50 AM EDT
[URL]http://national.ibsys.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-127288720020227-100201.html[/URL] Police: Discovery Was Not Penis Body Part Was Cow's Teat Posted: 11:38 a.m. EST February 27, 2002 HASTINGS, Neb. -- State and local authorities have finally identified a body part found at a Hastings car wash earlier this month. Police had said it appeared to be a severed human penis, but lab tests have determined it was neither a penis nor human. Hastings police said it is a severed cow teat. The teat was discovered on Feb. 12 by a car-wash customer sitting next to a coin-operated vacuum system on a concrete ledge. Police had been treating the case as a homicide. Initial lab tests by the Nebraska State Patrol had failed to determine if it was from a human or an animal.
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 11:31:14 AM EDT
Whew!!
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 11:35:39 AM EDT
Easy for us to be relieved, but some poor cow somewhere is in excrutiating agony! Eric The(UdderlyHorrible)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 11:50:22 AM EDT
Better her than me....[:)]
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 12:27:22 PM EDT
Ask any farmer, those two parts only look alike to the uninformed, less than ten seconds of investigation will tell you which one you have. Of course, nobody will want to touch it to do the investigation, but thats what the lab people are for... Kharn
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 12:30:33 PM EDT
Whew, and here I was worried that granddad's pecker didn't get cremated.
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 12:59:16 PM EDT
Dangit! I thought that they finally found the Republican's manhood. Did anyone happen to find an unclaimed spine somewhere?
Link Posted: 2/28/2002 1:20:10 PM EDT
I am utterly relieved that it wasn't someone's manhood!
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