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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:15:38 PM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously...  Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.)
Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. I get your drift, but I'm not bragging. After 10 minutes it gets to be hard work. Who wants to walk away without the fireworks though? I ain't saying it always goes 30 minutes, but the older I get, the longer it takes sometimes. Also, my lower back gets knotted up after awhile. Maybe they make a lube that doubles as a back rub? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:15:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:16:10 PM EDT
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Try JB Weld
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:16:48 PM EDT
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ah, tag.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:16:55 PM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose.  J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Decided my comment might be taken the wrong way. J lube is a lubricant concentrate commonly used by vet's for legitimate reasons. People found out that its actually pretty good stuff and is cheap. It can be used for great pranks just due to the amount of this stuff you can create at one time. I find it interesting that it is supposedly for medical use by Veterinarians, yet they misspelled "dispersing" on their website. That's gotta inspire confidence in their product. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:16:58 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by????
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:17:34 PM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Vet's swear by it, and now so can you. powder???? It has to be mixed with water it's concentrate. Like orange juice. Yeah. That little shaker bottle makes like SIX GALLONS or something. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:17:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I get your drift, but I'm not bragging. After 10 minutes it gets to be hard work. Who wants to walk away without the fireworks though? I ain't saying it always goes 30 minutes, but the older I get, the longer it takes sometimes. Also, my lower back gets knotted up after awhile. Maybe they make a lube that doubles as a back rub? Sorry man. As for me - I'm really good at sex. I have an orgasm every time.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:17:46 PM EDT
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And be ready to answer the inevitable question with..."Why yes the lard does make your ass look fat". |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:18:01 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? No need for Mod help. You have 4 posts to go until you reach 1k. After that, you are legit and no one will mess with you. 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:18:08 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:19:01 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? A dry spot? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:19:42 PM EDT
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Judging by the responses here, I just realized how futile it would be for Obama's gun confiscators to rounds us all up and and interrogate us. They wouldn't get a single useable quote for the courtroom. 
–––––––––––––––––– "Crisco" huh, who said that?! We're not talking black powder revolvers here! ––––––––––––––––––- All internet instigators report in: "Red 10 standing by" "Red 7 standing by" "Red 3 standing by" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rA2YN4BzNw "Lock your thread spoilers in attack position."
"We're passing through the mods deflector fields..." "Look at the size of that thread!" "Cut the chatter Red 2" Red October Standing by. [/Connery voice] |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:19:51 PM EDT
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AHAHA! No lock yet!!!
IN ON 3!!! This thread is going for EPIC!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:21:24 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? Spartanatheart, is that you? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:21:26 PM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Decided my comment might be taken the wrong way. J lube is a lubricant concentrate commonly used by vet's for legitimate reasons. People found out that its actually pretty good stuff and is cheap. It can be used for great pranks just due to the amount of this stuff you can create at one time. I find it interesting that it is supposedly for medical use by Veterinarians, yet they misspelled "dispersing" on their website. That's gotta inspire confidence in their product. You do realize that was just the first link I pulled off Google that sold that stuff, not an official site for the product. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:22:01 PM EDT
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Spit on your hand, wipe yourself down, go to town
its what real men do |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:22:26 PM EDT
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I'll give you a serious answer. After about round 7, it helps keep things going with my girl if we use lube. Unfortunately, the Adam&Eve shit that we have burns at first. We're also looking to see what else is out there. Oh, I think it's a water based. Damn, guess the wife and I are both getting old. After round 1 we're ready for bed. Your double-tap would contraindicate this. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:22:44 PM EDT
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TIGGGITTTYYY TAGGGGG!!!!!!
I'm shaking with laughter here at work. I'm getting the from co-workers
There are somethings that GD isnt good to post asking for help with...this would be one of them. You should have asked your gyno mangina doctor for suggestions |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:22:45 PM EDT
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Spit on your hand, wipe yourself down, go to town its what real men do won't the tobacco burn? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:22:53 PM EDT
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EWL Slip 2000.
Of course, that's just for your AR. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:23:58 PM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Decided my comment might be taken the wrong way. J lube is a lubricant concentrate commonly used by vet's for legitimate reasons. People found out that its actually pretty good stuff and is cheap. It can be used for great pranks just due to the amount of this stuff you can create at one time. I find it interesting that it is supposedly for medical use by Veterinarians, yet they misspelled "dispersing" on their website. That's gotta inspire confidence in their product. You do realize that was just the first link I pulled off Google that sold that stuff, not an official site for the product. Yes, I do. NOW 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:26:35 PM EDT
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wow!
gotta get ibtl! |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:30:03 PM EDT
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wow! gotta get ibtl! You slid in. Good lube, I guess. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:32:03 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? Indeed. Not going as smoothly as planned. There's been a good amount of off-topic binding. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:34:10 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? i think all the ribbing has really chapped his ass. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:37:55 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? i think all the ribbing has really chapped his ass. Still around, weeding out the serious responses.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:39:38 PM EDT
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"How many trolls do you think, Gold Leader?"
"Say about 20 trolls. Some on the surface, some on the tower." |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:39:47 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? i think all the ribbing has really chapped his ass. Still around, weeding out the serious responses. 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:40:46 PM EDT
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Not locked yet?? I remember a thread that got locked on the first page....
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:43:16 PM EDT
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This is gonna get ugly. But it will be so epic all at the same time.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:44:53 PM EDT
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The Zima on your shopping list should have been the first clue. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:45:22 PM EDT
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Seriously?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:46:01 PM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... <Animal_House> Forget it. He's rollin'. </Animal_House> 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:47:22 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:47:24 PM EDT
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"How many trolls do you think, Gold Leader?" "Say about 20 trolls. Some on the surface, some on the tower." 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:47:30 PM EDT
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The Zima on your shopping list should have been the first clue.
That was a bad cell phone pic of the grocery list you had taped to a cabinet of your trailer while at the Hun Farm. Sorry to out you like that, but the world has a right to know. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:47:41 PM EDT
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These people don't know it yet, but we just replaced their vaseline with vicks vapo rub. Let's see what happens.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:55:38 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:56:52 PM EDT
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Astroglide is truly the best and slickest for the longest
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:57:19 PM EDT
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Mix up some STP with a little cayenne pepper.
It'll last a lomg time.... |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:11:34 PM EDT
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This is going to get good! |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:12:55 PM EDT
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<snip> Also, my lower back gets knotted up after awhile. Maybe they make a lube that doubles as a back rub?<snip>
Have you tried Icy Hot ? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:13:03 PM EDT
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Whatever you do, stay away from the CVS pharmacy brand lube....just sayin.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:16:43 PM EDT
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Or she got bored about 20 minutes prior.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:16:49 PM EDT
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Try chrome-plating the bore.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:17:10 PM EDT
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intl
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:17:15 PM EDT
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Whatever you do, stay away from the CVS pharmacy brand lube....just sayin. why? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:19:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 1:22:03 PM EDT
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I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? What, is your thread rubbing you the wrong way? Has it hit a sore spot, a raw nerve? i think all the ribbing has really chapped his ass. Still around, weeding out the serious responses. http://home.comcast.net/~bemeehan/uploaded_images/list-792370.jpg you write like a girl
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