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Posted: 2/27/2002 6:44:07 PM EDT
that's like being an ARoholic, only I like beer.[beer]
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 6:51:42 PM EDT
You know what an alcoholic actually is? Its a person that doesn't share enough. So if you're an ARcoholic, I can cure your addiction! Any guess on how?
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 6:57:22 PM EDT
How is being an alcoholic a person who doesn't share enough? Having not been through a 12 step program I am a little confused. -elliott
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 6:57:37 PM EDT
You want a beer?[beer]
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 6:58:16 PM EDT
nice schnert. now i know for sure you'd appreciate the surfcasting and beer drinking plan.
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:01:21 PM EDT
Give me your digits... I'll fax you a beer![bounce]
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:17:59 PM EDT
Some in AA define "insanity" as doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different result. Sound at all familiar? [:P]
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:23:50 PM EDT
Send me your digits... I'll fax you a beer.[bounce] Wow, I expected something different that time... hmmm.
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:26:24 PM EDT
I know what you mean Schnert. I'm a chocoholic, but only for booze! (that is where you saw that, right?)
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:36:43 PM EDT
tep0583, Okay, okay... you caught me.[:(]
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:41:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By elliott: How is being an alcoholic a person who doesn't share enough? Having not been through a 12 step program I am a little confused. -elliott
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Jeez, lighten up man, no insult intended. HOWEVER...I will explain! If alcoholics shared their alcohol, they wouldn't be drinking as much, thus they would be less likely to be alcoholics if they weren't drinking exorbitant amounts. It was a joke. However, I will take any alcohol from people that think they are on the road to AA. I don't have a fax, but you're more than welcome to email me the beer. In fact, I'd like to see how many people email me a beer!
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:50:01 PM EDT
Do the dudes from Gamblers Anonymous walk accross the hall to the AA meetings and bet the drunks that they'll drink again?
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 7:58:42 PM EDT
Just for today: I will examine myself realistically. I will seek the power to act on my best motives, and not to act on my worst. "We examine our actions reactions and motives. We often find that we've been doing better than we've been feeling." We give up one drug for another say Beer you stop get into guns. Well the saying is 'One is to many and a thousand never enough." If you need this and that and spend money you don't have or lie to your wife or husband. Yea you need a 12 step program. So lets start here. Step 1. We admit that we were powerless over our addiction, that our lives had become unmanageable. If you could come to terms with this you can start Step 2. SO LET THE FLAMES BEGIN and your loved by my Higher power any way.
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 8:10:43 PM EDT
i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk. alcoholics go to meetings.
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 8:15:46 PM EDT
Lives are on sale at walmart for $19.95. You may have to wait a while they are on backorder. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Thump on a democrat any time you can [stick]
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 8:22:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By longun45: Lives are on sale at walmart for $19.95. You may have to wait a while they are on backorder. ___________________________________________________________________________________ see, that's what i like, an intelligent, relevant, well thought out repose of good natured jocularity. what are you 15?
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 8:30:43 PM EDT
quietshoez: i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk. alcoholics go to meetings.
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Most alcoholics [u][b]do not[/u][/b] go to meetings.... Most [u][b]recovering[/u][/b] alcoholics go to meetings.
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 8:35:23 PM EDT
YES, I KNOW, I AM WELL AWARE OF THAT. LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. (FRIEND OF BILL W.,ONE DAY AT A TIME,EASY DOES IT, I HAVE BEEN THERE I CAN JOKE ABOUT IT, SO GET OFF MY BACK)
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 9:05:06 PM EDT
Just ask Mike. He doesn't call himself an "alcoholic", he just calls himself a "Beer Slayer". It's all in the wordage, my friend.
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 9:17:09 PM EDT
AA...[rolleyes] ...buncha quitters
Link Posted: 2/27/2002 10:00:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: AA...[rolleyes] ...buncha quitters
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now, THAT's funny.[beer]
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