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Posted: 2/23/2002 10:21:58 AM EDT
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No shit??? Who did she play for?"
Link Posted: 2/23/2002 10:40:36 AM EDT
Liked that!!!!!!!!!!! GG
Link Posted: 2/23/2002 1:16:57 PM EDT
Another time a little old lady asked the same clerk where the lettuce was. The clerk told her the produce truck had broke down and they were out of lettuce until tomorrow. So the lady went of to continue her shopping. With the buggy about half full she returned to the produce section and asked the clerk where the lettuce was. "Look lady, I told, we don't have any lettuce." So she went off again. Just before she went to the checkout stand she headed to the produce section again. She found the same clerk and asked once again about the lettuce. "Lady!" exclaims the boy, "Where is the fuck in lettuce?" Startled, she answers "There is no fuck in lettuce." "That's right, lady, there's no fuckn' lettuce."
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