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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:27:33 PM EDT
.....what kind of tree would you be?
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:29:27 PM EDT
A Christmas tree. I like the pretty lights.
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:30:09 PM EDT
I would like a dog to pee on me.
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:39:55 PM EDT
No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now...
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:41:58 PM EDT
Yggdrasil the oak tree [:D]
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:47:11 PM EDT
An apple tree. I would bear the forbidden fruit.[:)]
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:50:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now...
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I don't get it.
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:53:12 PM EDT
Maple... Definitely maple. (Chicks would dig my syrup.) *rimshot*
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:53:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zak: Maple... Definitely maple. (Chicks would dig my syrup.) *rimshot*
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I wanted to say that.
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 9:55:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zak: Maple... Definitely maple. (Chicks would dig my syrup.) *rimshot*
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We have a winner!!!!
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 10:00:36 PM EDT
I would like to be the biggest damned Redwood the world has ever seen. And when a specially arranged Congressional 'fact finding mission' with Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Charles Schumer, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and civilian guests Bill Clinton, Sarah Brady, Andrew McKelvey, Rosie O'Donnell, and the other prominent anti-gun figures of the VPC, Brady Campaign, and other similar organizations came to the tree that is me to admire me, I would FALL on them, smashing them so flat that they would end up having only have one side. And I would want my wood to go to making a special commemorative edition of gun stocks. That would be the tree that I'd like to be, see? If you are anti-gun, I would SMITE THEE. That's me. [;D] CJ
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 10:25:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 12:27:48 AM EDT
Magnolia!
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 1:16:20 AM EDT
A bamboo as I bend to dodge her blows, and a weeping willow as I cry when she connects.
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 3:27:36 AM EDT
I would be a tree with a large root system....
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 4:04:36 AM EDT
I would be japanese cryptomeria overlooking a big hollow. I would look great all year, I'm would not be brittle in windstorms, birds would build nests in me, I would provide shelter for small animals, and I would be perfect for hunters to set up blinds against me for the pursuit of bambi.
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 6:26:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now...
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I don't get it.
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And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now... No. 3: The Larch. And now... The Horse Chestnut. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 2:53:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2002 2:58:59 PM EDT by osprey21]
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 3:03:20 PM EDT
a tall oak, mighty and strong. A hardwood growing among the bushes. uh.....nevermind
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 7:14:06 PM EDT
Iron Wood
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 7:33:18 PM EDT
A money tree of course, so every two weeks I could shed a new crop of cash for my wife.....um..wait, I guess that already happens.
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 7:41:46 PM EDT
american walnut - very hard to find when needed
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 7:49:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 9:56:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 9:59:55 PM EDT
... If you were a tree ... I'd be the DOG!
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 10:13:14 PM EDT
One with big wood!
Link Posted: 2/16/2002 10:13:26 PM EDT
Mesquite!! all the way.
Link Posted: 2/17/2002 4:10:52 AM EDT
a nice piece of ash
Link Posted: 2/17/2002 1:33:46 PM EDT
[:D]Hmmmmm......
Link Posted: 2/17/2002 1:37:05 PM EDT
The kind you don't dumb your boyfriend in.....
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