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Posted: 2/13/2002 8:07:54 PM EDT
Valentines Day Poem Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So there’s the story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...FVck Valentines Day!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:15:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2002 8:17:52 PM EDT by toaster]
Seek the hand, as it asks for nothing in return.[BD]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:52:24 PM EDT
Happy St. Valentine's Day Massacre Day, LT and everyone!!! [uzi]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:58:48 PM EDT
The only respite the rest of us have from your situation is that you cannot reproduce, LT. Unless its possible to reproduce in the form of half dick/half hand.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:18:11 PM EDT
Poor, poor, poor little LordTrader all alone in Texas on Valentines Day. I just got my wife 120+ [red]Red[/red], [yellow]Yellow[/yellow], and [violet]Violet[/violet] Carnations for Valentines Day! Now I am just waiting to see what she gets me[sex]! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:22:10 PM EDT
Here's a pisser. My fiance and I made a mutual decision to split up. She's working in OKC and she called me tonight. She asked what I got her for V-Day. I told her that I didn't get ther anything and she acted like she was pissed off! WTF is that about?
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:35:49 PM EDT
"Women......can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." Norm from CHEERS
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 11:49:36 PM EDT
Lt the man from the city by the bay Moved to Texas for a new job and to play Dreamed of women and toys he'd find It didn't work out and is in a financial bind In his mail is nothing but bills He's so broke can't afford his penis pills Now he's lost his job and can't get paid Won't you be his Valentine, So he can just get laid?
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Link Posted: 2/14/2002 3:37:26 AM EDT
Man!....I never knew Valentine is that bad.
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 3:45:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Lt the man from the city by the bay Moved to Texas for a new job and to play Dreamed of women and toys he'd find It didn't work out and is in a financial bind In his mail is nothing but bills He's so broke can't afford his penis pills Now he's lost his job and can't get paid Won't you be his Valentine, So he can just get laid?
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roflmao!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 4:24:37 AM EDT
Poor Lordtrader He's weary and worn He can't find love But at least he has porn!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 4:44:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Lt the man from the city by the bay Moved to Texas for a new job and to play Dreamed of women and toys he'd find It didn't work out and is in a financial bind In his mail is nothing but bills He's so broke can't afford his penis pills Now he's lost his job and can't get paid Won't you be his Valentine, So he can just get laid?
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I luv ya man. [:D]
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 5:46:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: Here's a pisser. My fiance and I made a mutual decision to split up. She's working in OKC and she called me tonight. She asked what I got her for V-Day. I told her that I didn't get ther anything and she acted like she was pissed off! WTF is that about?
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That's classic! How about you Photoshop a naked picture of her in retaliation and post it here?
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 6:00:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: Here's a pisser. My fiance and I made a mutual decision to split up. She's working in OKC and she called me tonight. She asked what I got her for V-Day. I told her that I didn't get ther anything and she acted like she was pissed off! WTF is that about?
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This is classical. How can you please a person who doesn't know what they want... Maybe marriage isn't so bad after all!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 6:05:24 AM EDT
She doesn't want me going out and having fun but when she works out of town she goes to the bar every night!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 6:33:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: She doesn't want me going out and having fun but when she works out of town she goes to the bar every night!
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Of course! It's your job to sit at home and wait for her to return. Pure selfishness!!! Dump that b@tch and find yourself a [b]real[/b] woman. Don't waste any more of your time even thinking about her. She's in it for herself, and herself only. Ruck up & move on! Do it today, do it now, do it for [b]YOURSELF!![/b] Man I hate people like that. (Can ya tell I dealt with one of those too? For too long, I might add!)
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 6:36:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Valentines Day Poem Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So there’s the story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...FVck Valentines Day!
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Amen brother! All this wacky little thing called love is? It's a psychological response to wanting to sleep with someone. to quote my psyc prof, "When you say 'I love you' to someone, what you're really saying is 'I wanna jump your bones', just in a way that won't drive the other person away." So as everyone out there is celebrating the day of love, remember that the only reason that they love each other is that they have been conditioned by evolution to feel that way so as to propagate the species. Gee, is it that easy to tell i'm single? Need...more...CHEMICALS...in...BLOODSTREAM! See you in a couple of beers.
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 9:10:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 9:21:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman: Happy Single's Awareness Day, everyone.
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Hear hear..... And to LT, ROTFLMAOPIMP Kuiper
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 9:32:34 AM EDT
Damn, and I thought [i]I[/i] was cynical!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 9:36:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Valentines Day Poem Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So there’s the story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...FVck Valentines Day!
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[url]www.monster.com[/url]
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 9:53:31 AM EDT
In texas now there's Lordtrader, who was a good panty raider, used his left hand for a one night stand, And the right felt like he's a trait'r. Valentine's can be such a bitch Hey LT! Go for a team switch You'll get lots of play Until you must say No more catch! Now I'm going to pitch!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 4:45:03 PM EDT
Well, I got me a topic for my English Lit PhD thesis... "The Evolution of Cupid from Lord Byron to Lordtrader"
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 5:19:14 PM EDT
Look at LT, he's alone and he's poor We could all get together and buy him a whore And if it turned out, the whore she was queer We could all get together and buy him a beer!
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 6:35:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl: Well, I got me a topic for my English Lit PhD thesis... "The Evolution of Cupid from Lord Byron to Lordtrader"
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You might wanna get that published. I see a Pullitzer coming [;)]
Link Posted: 2/14/2002 8:07:25 PM EDT
FVCKING BRILLIANT !!!
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