And now for something completely different! We've all witnessed a flame war or 10, and *MAY* even have participated a time or two...so here it is, a chance to have the big hitters have at it, no holds barred!
I'll propose the first match, "Garandman vs Lordtrader," the Pontificator versus the Pornomaster!
It would be a close, bloody battle, with GM pounding LT with quotes from the Bible (like "Thou shalt not post without posting on my watch!").
LT would riposte with cleverly angled Beavershots from a bevy of female admirers in the audience, stunning GM into submission-UNTIL, the Ring Babe drops her Round 10 card, bending over to pick it up. GM quickly looks averts his eyes. Riveted by the unexpected bendover, LT is delayed by a visit by Mr. Happy (for an admittedly "short" period of time), but time enough for GM to assail LT with one final, fatal attack. A quick whack on the....
Well, you get the idea!
Who would you like to see step up to the plate? Who would win? Who would whine? More importantly, who would care?