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Posted: 2/13/2002 9:31:01 AM EDT
And now for something completely different! We've all witnessed a flame war or 10, and *MAY* even have participated a time or two...so here it is, a chance to have the big hitters have at it, no holds barred! I'll propose the first match, "Garandman vs Lordtrader," the Pontificator versus the Pornomaster! It would be a close, bloody battle, with GM pounding LT with quotes from the Bible (like "Thou shalt not post without posting on my watch!"). LT would riposte with cleverly angled Beavershots from a bevy of female admirers in the audience, stunning GM into submission-UNTIL, the Ring Babe drops her Round 10 card, bending over to pick it up. GM quickly looks averts his eyes. Riveted by the unexpected bendover, LT is delayed by a visit by Mr. Happy (for an admittedly "short" period of time), but time enough for GM to assail LT with one final, fatal attack. A quick whack on the.... Well, you get the idea! Who would you like to see step up to the plate? Who would win? Who would whine? More importantly, who would care?
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:35:51 AM EDT
This could get interesting...
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:42:06 AM EDT
McUzi vs. everybody. ....Just fishing for the dearly(hmm...) departed. [:k]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:49:36 AM EDT
Pontificator??? Ouch.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:52:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:01:38 AM EDT
Damn, I wasn't even mentioned...I must be getting old.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:06:13 AM EDT
Add a poll!!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:08:37 AM EDT
Heh heh, that obvious, huh Ed! When I get the chance, I'll email you. Have some interesting news! Hey Rik, you can get in the ring with Ed (nobody else in their right mind would want to!) Sorry GM, nothing personal!!!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:09:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter: Damn, I wasn't even mentioned...I must be getting old.
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Ah, but you had been selected as a 'contestant' but coming up with a worthy opponent delayed my response. But now I've got it ! PROPOSED MATCH NUMBER TWO: RikWriter vs. Velveeta "Let's get ready to grumble...........!!" [:d]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:13:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5: PROPOSED MATCH NUMBER TWO: RikWriter vs. Velveeta "Let's get ready to grumble...........!!" [:d]
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NO WAY!!!!!!!! Velveeta was MY whipping boy!!!! Unless I missed the RikWriter thing. Heck, I doubt Fake Cheese coulda gotten along with ANYBODY.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:16:35 AM EDT
Surely a sport of this caliber(?) has room for "THE TRILOGY." For the 'Triple Finger Match" (That's three groups of typing/mousing fingers of course.) I propose DaMan vs. Eric T. Hun vs. garandman. The "Topic" cannot contain any relation to religion, Israel or Bulldozers ! Let's git it onnnnnnn !!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:18:16 AM EDT
I believe I can win this one. You know why? Cause sex can be a religious and family oriented experience. If you doubt me, ever hear of these saying during sex: "Who's your daddy?" "Oh mama that's what I like" "Oh mommy/daddy spank me, HARDER!"(family oriented) "Oh God, Oh God" "Oh Jesus! You're good" (religious experience) Yes I know....
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:19:06 AM EDT
Any CDM including ETH absolutely MUST include bulldozers!! [:D]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:23:42 AM EDT
how about 'estoner' vs. 'the bushmaster forum'
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:25:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: Pontificator??? Ouch.
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garandman, Due to the age of your weapon of choice - although reliable - I was forced to remove "Velveeta" as a possible contender. But to be part of the first "Trilogy Death Match" - conducted under the rules in my preceding post - must swell your heart with PRIDE !! (Yes I did see you sneak in the DS Arms STG-58 but as you chose to move clandestinely - no counter.)
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:26:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: I believe I can win this one. You know why? Cause sex can be a .....family oriented experience. If you doubt me, ever hear of these saying during sex: "Who's your daddy?" "Oh mama that's what I like" "Oh mommy/daddy spank me, HARDER!"(family oriented) ".
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How did David lee Roth of Van Halen say it when he was accused of not being a family man????? "Sure I'm a family man. I've started four or five families this year alone." Bad, David. Bad.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:29:56 AM EDT
How about ARlady versus Miss Magnum in the mud!!!!! Hmmmm. I think I could get in trouble for this.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:31:36 AM EDT
Goatboy would win the "Battle Royal" "Can you smell what the Rock's cooking?"
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:32:17 AM EDT
SteyrAUG vs. GoatBoy. Oops, we already saw that one, and it wasn't much of a fight.z
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:32:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: Any CDM including ETH absolutely MUST include bulldozers!! [:D]
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I ain't letting no HUN loose on no bulldozer. period. Too late to change the rules now but I should have dis-allowed that 800 Watt, 300 pound boom-box as well and made him turn in all copies of "Onward Christian Huns."
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:40:17 AM EDT
I think DONR VS David Hineline would be a sleeper Deathmatch....FEEL the LOVE!! ALthouth technically not a member, the GATOR would kick a$$ over antiUSSA! Would probably need some TUMS for the indigestion....
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:51:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SP10: ... probably need some TUMS for the indigestion....
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I'm acknowledging your ownership of this topic but if you get the 'book and movie' rights it seems only fair that I get "Pay-Per-View" - worldwide ! (I got a call in to Don King now - want to deal with someone I can trust.)
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:54:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By SP10: ... probably need some TUMS for the indigestion....
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I'm acknowledging your ownership of this topic but if you get the 'book and movie' rights it seems only fair that I get "Pay-Per-View" - worldwide ! (I got a call in to Don King now - want to deal with someone I can trust.)
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We can work something out. Just send me one of your AR180s as a retainer.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 11:46:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SP10:
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By SP10: ... probably need some TUMS for the indigestion....
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I'm acknowledging your ownership of this topic but if you get the 'book and movie' rights it seems only fair that I get "Pay-Per-View" - worldwide ! (I got a call in to Don King now - want to deal with someone I can trust.)
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We can work something out. Just send me one of your AR180s as a retainer.
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Do I have to send the scope too ?
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 11:59:37 AM EDT
Whoa, did I hear my name being mentioned? Just a minute and let me wrap things up with little Jesreal, here, and I'll get right back with you! [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/EricTheHun%2Farrest2%2Ejpg[/img] 'So son, tell me where exactly you and your family live? I heard the tragic news about your brother's 'mishap' and I want to know where I need to deliver the, er, flowers. If you could just point out the precise coordinates on this here map, it would be really helpful!' Eric The(ShallWeSay'Nine-ish'?)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 12:06:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zoom: SteyrAUG vs. GoatBoy. Oops, we already saw that one, and it wasn't much of a fight.z
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Shit!! When was that? I was wondering where SteyrAUG went. GoatBoy you bully!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 12:21:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/EricTheHun%2Farrest2%2Ejpg[/img] Eric The(ShallWeSay'Nine-ish'?)Hun[>]:)]
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Hmmmmm. We may have a contender! I THINK I can take him.....really....but I'll let you guys go first!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 12:40:21 PM EDT
I would like to see a "DonR vs. antiUSSA tick you off then test your blood pressure match." [}:D] Who will blow the testing equipment first? Tyler
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 1:04:48 PM EDT
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[b]You know what they say about guys with big heads don't you?[/b] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/EricTheHun%2Farrest2%2Ejpg[/img] [size=5][b]They wear big hats![/b][/size=5]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 1:08:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By geezhound:
Originally Posted By zoom: SteyrAUG vs. GoatBoy. Oops, we already saw that one, and it wasn't much of a fight.z
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Shit!! When was that? I was wondering where SteyrAUG went. GoatBoy you bully!
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How in the world did you miss it? First SA deleted every post he had ever authored. Then there was the little pissing match. Then there was the public cry for help. Then there was the obligatory "I'm leaving now" thread. It must have spanned 50 threads or so and took a couple of days to develop. Were you in a cave in Afghanistan or something? [:)]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 4:11:48 PM EDT
How about Paul308 vs. all the people he owes money to?
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 5:11:48 PM EDT
Paul308 vs. his "customers". Trying to cause server melt-down? Wait a minute. That wouldn't be a deathmatch. That would be a no show. "Got a family emergency. I'll get to work on that post of yours tomorrow."
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 5:12:35 PM EDT
Woo hoo!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:58:38 PM EDT
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The matches of the departed: MadUzi vs HANGFIRE and Glock Cop vs Drew
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Those were the good ol' days. How about: 1. Garryowen vs. Toad of Spechull Widgets 2. NSFJoJo vs. Gecko45 3. LT vs. his extra 1/2 inch in a tug-o-war match.
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