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Posted: 2/13/2002 6:42:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 6:56:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Q: "will the assault weapon ban sunset?"
A: "Yes"
Q: "will U.S. forces kill osama bin laden?"
A: "Yes"

that settles it, then!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 7:25:06 AM EDT
[#2]
I asked him this.

" Am I cool?" No
" Is my website Cool?" yes

He's dead on!!

He see's all!!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 7:45:29 AM EDT
[#3]
He see's all!!
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"Should there be an apostrophe in "sees"?

NO!

By Crom, you're right....it knows everything.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 7:49:55 AM EDT
[#4]
"Am I going to close on a new home by April 1st?"

No.

"Am I going to close on a new home?"

No.

"Am I going to die on the way home from the office?"

Yes.

I'm not going home...  "honey, better hold dinner for a while..."

wannabe
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:03:37 AM EDT
[#5]
Q: Are you a communist?
A: No.
Q: Are you a socialist?
A: Yes.
Amazin!!!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:05:55 AM EDT
[#6]

Q: Are you going to lie to me?
A: Yes.

Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:13:19 AM EDT
[#7]
OJ is guilty, hillary is all done
and Elvis is dead.
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