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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:40:29 AM EDT
[b]So how bad is it doc?[/b] [img]http://savvysurvivor.com/gun%20pages/_derived/constructing_and_gunsmithing_the.htm_txt_arxray.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 5:54:14 AM EDT
I've handles cases like this before. I'm sorry to say that the patient is terminal. Please arrange to have her transported to me for proper treatment.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 5:55:33 AM EDT
The only problem I can diagnose is ammunition deficiency. Take thirty rounds of SS-109 and call me in the morning. That'll be $400, please.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 6:09:08 AM EDT
Hammer seems to be frozen in place. It is in dire need of a transplant. Could cost you big. You have insurance I hope.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 6:31:26 AM EDT
Looks like an infestation of screws in the pistol grip. Call Orkin.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 7:47:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/13/2002 7:55:56 AM EDT
Yes, this firearm should be invisible to x-ray, or at least that's what the gun grabbers tell us. Send to me for analysis of the problem.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:36:18 AM EDT
Congradulations Sir, It's a Boy.[beer]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 10:53:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vinnie: Congradulations Sir, It's a Boy.[beer]
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And he's hung like a horse! "That's the umbilical barrel, Mr. Vinnie." (With apologies to Robin Williams.[:D])
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