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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:19:50 PM EDT
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[b]baby[/b]
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:21:24 PM EDT
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Dude you're not right.
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:22:42 PM EDT
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Democrat
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:25:56 PM EDT
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Oppressor
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:27:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: [B]Ointment[/b] Preparation H |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:28:28 PM EDT
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jesred
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:31:33 PM EDT
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DScott, surely you don't actually put ointment on your jesred?
Eric The(It'sGonnaLeaveAMark!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:33:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [B]Ointment[/b] Preparation H [b]Shrinkage[/b] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:41:37 PM EDT
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[b]Cold[/b]
ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:41:56 PM EDT
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Cold water
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:43:00 PM EDT
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Hot Water
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Posted: 2/12/2002 8:49:07 PM EDT
[#12]
This post reminds me of this joke:
Town drunk Pete has been pounding drafts at the local bar all day. " I gotta crap" he slurs to the bartender. So he staggers to the toilet. A few minutes later the bartender hears a blood-curdling scream coming from the restroom. A little while later, another one. The bartender storms to the back and pounds on the door. "What the hell is going on in there? You're scaring the hell out of the customers!" Pete says, "Everytime I flush something jumps out the toilet and squeezes the hell outta my nuts!" The bartender kicks the door in. "You a**hole! Your sitting on the mop bucket!" |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 9:15:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: This post reminds me of this joke: Town drunk Pete has been pounding drafts at the local bar all day. " I gotta crap" he slurs to the bartender. So he staggers to the toilet. A few minutes later the bartender hears a blood-curdling scream coming from the restroom. A little while later, another one. The bartender storms to the back and pounds on the door. "What the hell is going on in there? You're scaring the hell out of the customers!" Pete says, "Everytime I flush something jumps out the toilet and squeezes the hell outta my nuts!" The bartender kicks the door in. "You a**hole! Your sitting on the mop bucket!" |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 9:17:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: DScott, surely you don't actually put ointment on your jesred? Eric The(It'sGonnaLeaveAMark!)Hun[>]:)] I always say, use the right medication for the problem... [:D] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 9:42:24 PM EDT
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[i]Hot Water[/i]
... [b]married life[/b] (Hi gang, how's it been hanging?) |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:01:30 PM EDT
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Married life.....
[b]1000 yard stare[/b] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:03:19 PM EDT
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coffin
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:05:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: [i]Hot Water[/i] ... [b]married life[/b] (Hi gang, how's it been hanging?) Reminds me of a Freudian slip a friend once made: While sitting at the breakfast table eating with his wife and family, he meant to ask for his spouse to pass the jelly. What he actually said came out a little differently: "Honey, would you...... my GD! my life is a total waste, I married a spiteful, negative women who bore me three ungrateful children whose greed has me forced into working long hours in a career I hate just so I can pay their damed cell phone bills... uh, could you pass the jam?" |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:06:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: coffin Boeing. |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:09:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: coffin Boeing. exgirlfriend's [b]vagina[/b] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:31:41 PM EDT
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GardenWeasel, I'm in actual physical PAIN from reading your joke (partly from sympathy, and partly because it's SO DAMN FUNNY).
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:37:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: coffin Boeing. exgirlfriend's [b]vagina[/b] [size=4]gag[/size=4] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 10:51:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Let's play a lil phsycological game shall we. Its called word association. I will begin by posting a word. then the next member will post another word that he/she associates with that word. And so on, and so on..... OK here's the word: [B]Ointment[/b] Something you need a ton of to heal the damage you caused trying to get that extra 1/2 inch! |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 11:19:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: [size=4]gag[/size=4] [size=4]PORK AND BEANS!!!![/size=4] |
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Posted: 2/12/2002 11:28:56 PM EDT
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Pervacid
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Posted: 2/13/2002 4:51:04 AM EDT
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I have concluded that all you guys are smart asses. [;D]
OK I guess the last word was: Quoted: Pervacid |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 4:59:02 AM EDT
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...Thorozine..............(morphine?)..[spank]
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:40:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: (morphine?)..[spank] Mopbucket. |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:49:42 AM EDT
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Burn?
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:51:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Down
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:56:14 AM EDT
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Quoted: Burn? janet reno |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:59:21 AM EDT
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janet reno Eunich. |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 6:03:57 AM EDT
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eunich = alimony
Mud |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 9:47:04 AM EDT
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Inflatable Yak
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Posted: 2/13/2002 10:26:22 AM EDT
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gay midget porn
Av. |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 10:51:18 AM EDT
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Dad
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Posted: 2/13/2002 10:51:53 AM EDT
[#37]
God that's sick.
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Posted: 2/13/2002 11:29:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: [i]Hot Water[/i] ... [b]married life[/b] [b]celibacy[/b] |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 11:32:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [i]Hot Water[/i] ... [b]married life[/b] [b]celibacy[/b] Ointment. |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 11:45:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [i]Hot Water[/i] ... [b]married life[/b] [b]celibacy[/b] Ointment. Persistant scaly rash |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 12:18:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [i]Hot Water[/i] ... [b]married life[/b] [b]celibacy[/b] Ointment. Persistant scaly rash Mardi Gras! |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 12:29:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [i]Hot Water[/i] ... [b]married life[/b] [b]celibacy[/b] Ointment. Persistant scaly rash Mardi Gras! Topless |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 12:33:39 PM EDT
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Janet Reno
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Posted: 2/13/2002 1:24:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Janet Reno Persistant scaly rash |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:23:40 PM EDT
[#45]
epididymis
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:29:08 PM EDT
[#46]
klinton
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Posted: 2/13/2002 5:31:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: klinton cigars |
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Posted: 2/13/2002 6:12:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: cigars [b] chocolate [/b] ... or [b] submarine [/b] |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 8:33:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: cigars [b] chocolate [/b] ... or [b] submarine [/b] yellow |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 8:55:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: cigars [b] chocolate [/b] ... or [b] submarine [/b] yellow Big Bird. |
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