Q: Why do female paratroopers wear jockstraps?
A: So that they don't whistle on the way down.
Q: How do you make a cat go `woof'?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they don't get mistaken for feminists
The best thing about a blow job is the 2 minutes silence