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Posted: 2/9/2002 3:06:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/9/2002 3:13:45 PM EDT by lordtrader]
Well I guess its working. [:D] Took a while though. Seems to be a lil growth as far as the girth goes as well. Just in case you guys don't know what I am talking about. Read this: [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=51744[/url]
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 3:20:18 PM EDT
1. stop visiting "the lodge" 2. take a cold shower 3. re-measure [;)]
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 3:26:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: 3. re-measure [;)]
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I did. 1/2" was the avg of 3 measurements. [:D]
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 3:49:51 PM EDT
Don't BS us, LT.... If that pill is working for you, that company's stock is going to jump 700% just from sales to members of this board! Me included! Does this mean I'll be seeing your smiling face in a 3am infomercial testimonial on the discovery channel? Are you sure when you took the measurements you weren't just having a Big D*ck Day? It happens!
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 3:52:39 PM EDT
Do you have to continue taking the pills to keep the extra length, or is it permanent? I'm assuming it is permanent, but hey... Exactly how much does the $60 get you? A full months supply or what?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:04:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunbert: Are you sure when you took the measurements you weren't just having a Big D*ck Day? It happens!
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No BS. But it could be cause I have not gotten laid in a while that it is extra "pumped" these days.
Originally Posted By AR-15Fan: Do you have to continue taking the pills to keep the extra length, or is it permanent? I'm assuming it is permanent, but hey...
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supposedly once you gain the inches, it stays. Did no see any cosiderable results for the first month and 1/2 of taking it. Only the past 2 wks or so.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:09:08 PM EDT
...by simply taking 2 LONGitude capsules every day... it will make your penis grow in both length and thickness by a whopping 26%. Woohooo gained 1/2 inch....
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LT: Not a math major, but if 1/2" is a 26% increase, I don't think I'd post that here![;D]
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:09:33 PM EDT
Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it!
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:16:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DonR: Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it!
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ROFLMAO [:D] You may have something there.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:21:13 PM EDT
How the hell can herbs make your dick bigger? Does the bottle have a list of ingredients?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:54:17 PM EDT
How the hell can herbs make your dick bigger?
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I imagine two Tantric masseurs named Herb would do the trick. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 5:29:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DonR: Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it!
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SCORCHED!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one Don!!
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 5:52:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/9/2002 8:51:26 PM EDT
I can't believe I am paying $60 a year for this. [V]
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 9:19:27 PM EDT
LT, just hope it doesn't fall off![:D] Why am I reminded of that Eddie Murphy line: "What's next? You stick your dick in an' it explodes?!?!"
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 9:30:04 PM EDT
Do they have a recipe to make it a little smaller?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 9:40:34 PM EDT
Out of the VIENNA SAUSAGE range now.
Link Posted: 2/10/2002 12:52:57 AM EDT
There was another method for *enlargement* that came up about the same time as LT's original thread. Had something to do with a daily regimen of penis exercises. Came from the middle east. I know a couple of members posted that it sounded interesting. Wonder if anyone got good results?
Link Posted: 2/10/2002 1:46:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Crookshanks: There was another method for *enlargement* that came up about the same time as LT's original thread. Had something to do with a daily regimen of penis exercises. Came from the middle east. I know a couple of members posted that it sounded interesting. Wonder if anyone got good results?
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You must be referring to "jelking". Never tried it though. Since I got married I really haven't had a need for the thing.
Link Posted: 2/10/2002 7:32:25 AM EDT
Hmmmm....there's list of the ingredients on the web site. Most of that them came from the rainforest, you know kind of eye of newt, toe of bat stuff. Wonder of he gets enough in his system and sees a full moon what will happen? Hey LT, got any cravings for rare steak?
Link Posted: 2/10/2002 8:38:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2002 8:40:04 AM EDT by NH2112]
Originally Posted By Crookshanks: There was another method for *enlargement* that came up about the same time as LT's original thread. Had something to do with a daily regimen of penis exercises. Came from the middle east. I know a couple of members posted that it sounded interesting. Wonder if anyone got good results?
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A couple of [b][red]members[/b][/red], huh?
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 7:20:41 PM EDT
LT, how did you measure yourself? I think you're supposed to measure the erectile length, not the length when it's deflated. Maybe your small size is simple a result of incorrect measurement?
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 7:30:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jz02: LT, how did you measure yourself? I think you're supposed to measure the erectile length, not the length when it's deflated. Maybe your small size is simple a result of incorrect measurement?
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Boy don't I wish. Nope its 3 1/2" at full attention. That's why I had to give up my dreams of becoming a porn star. [:(]
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 7:39:22 PM EDT
sigh
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 7:41:27 PM EDT
Any side-effects from taking the medication? Increased heart-rate, anxiety, bad dreams, anything at all?
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 7:47:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CassidyGT: Any side-effects from taking the medication? Increased heart-rate, anxiety, bad dreams, anything at all?
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Nope, none of that. No more morning woody's though. Weird.
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Link Posted: 2/11/2002 8:22:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: [size=1]You just need a cute way of getting on and off. Works every time. [/size=1]
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I usually do a forward handspring mount and a back flip tuck dismount. [:D]
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 8:39:00 PM EDT
Thats it, I'm getting a bottle (maybe 3, 6, 10...) [:D]. How many bottles did you buy? Hmmm... What if you take the pills, and do the excercises at the same time. I wonder if both will work. Instant porn star in no time!
Link Posted: 2/11/2002 9:35:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: How the hell can herbs make your dick bigger? Does the bottle have a list of ingredients?
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For that matter how does the hairy end of a gut make your dick bigger! [;)]
Link Posted: 2/12/2002 11:56:56 PM EDT
LEGP of LT's cock-pills...WHO'S WITH ME????
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 12:02:57 AM EDT
LT, you poor bastard. I'm gonna break the Texan code of silence and tell you what it takes to please a Texas gal. You have to have a 9 inch tongue, and breathe through your ears!
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Link Posted: 2/13/2002 12:36:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2002 12:40:19 AM EDT by Juggernaut]
********** Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman: "The only thing you would be getting trauma in would be blood vessels. If these exercises really did do that, you would be [size=4]in big trouble.[/size=4] The last thing you want is trauma in these tissues." It would cause [size=4]bruising and veinous leakage[/size=4] which would eventually lead to difficulty with erections and curvature (due to [size=4]accumulation of scar tissue[/size=4]). **********
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OWWWwww...considering that you are stretching and possibly rupturing the blood vessel walls with whatever stuff you're taking the results could very easily be the same- Now, wouldn't that just let the air out of you, LT? "Burst your bubble", so to speak?[;D] be a real "let down", huh? A real pain in the..well, you know.[:D] Juggernaut
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 12:50:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman: Read this and don't ask me how or where I found it:
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Now where the hell did you find that?!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 4:43:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: [size=1]You just need a cute way of getting on and off. Works every time. [/size=1]
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I usually do a forward handspring mount and a back flip tuck dismount. [:D]
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You guys are lucky....I have to roll over 3 times to get off.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 3:14:54 PM EDT
Surgery to increase size is just taking things way to far!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 5:58:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 7:44:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DonR: LT, you poor bastard. I'm gonna break the Texan code of silence and tell you what it takes to please a Texas gal. You have to have a 9 inch tongue, and breathe through your ears!
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LOL, this is too funny! And too close to home!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:12:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2002 8:13:18 PM EDT by NH2112]
Originally Posted By 1911greg: Surgery to increase size is just taking things way to far!
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Yeah, it'd be much easier for her to go see the doctor and have a stitch or 2 put in. Then it'll [b]feel[/b] bigger to her [:D] Edited because I typed a damn } instead of ]!
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 8:17:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DonR: LT, you poor bastard. I'm gonna break the Texan code of silence and tell you what it takes to please a Texas gal. You have to have a 9 inch tongue, and breathe through your ears!
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Well crap!! I only have a 1" tongue. [:(]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 9:40:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Well crap!! I only have a 1" tongue. [:(]
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Have you considered connecting the two together and let 'em stretch each other?
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