(Sing to the tune of Janis Joplin's "Buy Me a Mercedes" song)

Oh Lord, won't you buy me an AR15
My friends all shoot AKs, pride I must redeem
Shot rimfire all my lifetime, more power I dream,
So Lord, won't you buy me an AR15

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a PSS Rifle
And a case of Gold Matches, so I'll feel full
I'll wait for FedEx, each day until four
So Lord, won't you buy me a PSS Rifle

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a day on the range
Make the sun shine, and no wind arranged
Prove that you love me, and one hole managed
So Lord, won't you buy me a day on the range

(Everybody Now)

Oh Lord, won't you buy me an AR15
My friends all shoot AKs, pride I must redeem
Shot rimfire all my lifetime, more power I dream,
So Lord, won't you buy me an AR15

Beautiful, just beautiful.

I was beginning to lose faith in the "ar15.com Theme Song" challenge...

Might need to print this out and pass it around at the next shoot.  Let everyone chime in!

TheRedGoat