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Dictionary For Arguing With Women

1. "Fine"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but
can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use
"Fine" to describe how she looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. "Five minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to
last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument
that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the
woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "Five-minute" discussion that will
end with the word
"Fine."

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

7. "Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some
men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not
move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh"
This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I
talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement,
run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two
days.

9. "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the
penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word
"Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to
plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with
an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even
more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

11. "Thanks"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning.
Just say "you're welcome."

12. "Thanks A Lot"
Dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh."
This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is
wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
 

i'm the luckiest guy in the world. Every rifle i buy only cost me a 100.00 or so. As far as she knows that is [:D]

mike

That would be the flag of the The Land Forces Command of the Canadian Armed Forces i.e. Canadian Army I believe. Hey I am practically in Canada. Canada has great flags. If you are ever in Toronto there are lot of them hung in the base of the CN Tower.

Aimless your right on the money. It is the Canadian Army ensign.
Here is the Canadian Forces ensign. Same flag with the exception of the tri-service badge instead of the crossed swords. The badge is more affectionately known as the "cornflake". No problem quietshoez..I think I would recognize the Texas state flag and thats about it.

[img]http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/c/ca^cfe.gif[/img]

okay..it's the beer but I can't be more specific..[;)] Check this site, it has more flags of the forces.
[url]http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/ca^milit.html[/url]

Cool names for units, too. I tried to talk my girlfriend into  the Queen Own Rifles of Canada Museum (or something like that) last time we were in Toronto (wonderful city). C'mon- the "Queen's Own Rifles" that's a great name.

We have some units with unique names. The Princess Patrica's Canadian Light Infantry is currently serving in Afganistan.
PPCLI = M I C K E Y  P P C L I = Mickey Pickely
Royal Canadian Regiment = RCR = Rocking Chair Rangers
8th Canadian Hussars = Crazy Eights = Zipper Heads.
Now if you will excuse me after making fun of these units...[run away and hide][peep]

I saw a show on one of the canadian channels last week about the deployment, although I missed the unit designation. It sounded like one of the canadian units was pretty well regarded as mine removal experts (no thanks).

There was also something about your spec ops getting caught on film rounding terrorists without all the politico's knowing about it. But they were called JT-12 or something boring instead of Her Majesty's Full Auto Fusiliers

Canada has an army?





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