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Posted: 1/29/2002 7:43:29 AM EDT
> Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards > > 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk > But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. > > 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow > Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. > > 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store > In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. > > 7. This feels so good, it feels so right > I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. > > 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class > Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. > > 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished > But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! > > 4. Through all the things that came to pass > Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. > > 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie > I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". > > 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny > So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! > > 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister > You should check out the one that I gave to your sister
Link Posted: 1/29/2002 7:55:40 AM EDT
Hey at least when I posted this last week I at least took the time to get rid of the ">"'s
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