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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 6:56:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Mojito's are GTG!!
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 6:57:14 PM EDT
[#2]
The e-penis flexing in this thread is off the charts
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 6:57:43 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
went to a bar tonite with a friend ,bar special was mojito,s thought i try one. buddy say "ya know thats a gay drink" i said "how can a drink be gay?" no hes says ,it,s ,drank mainly by gays they love it. i was scared to try one, for fear someone might think i was a cornhole puncher.


If you have to ask, it probably is.  
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 6:59:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I went to Hilton Head a couple years ago. I drank a lot of Mojitos. The person I'm married to has a vagina. Take that for what you will.

Just a Vagina?


Link Posted: 7/18/2009 6:59:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:01:36 PM EDT
[#6]
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.



Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:01:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Just curious but how old are you that you are back from the bar and posting on arfcom at 10:13?
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:02:15 PM EDT
[#8]
affirmative, it is a gay drink
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:02:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I think drinking mojitos is like sex with another guy.  As long as you do it with hate it's not gay.  Yeah, that sounds right.


Or if you are establishing dominance....
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:03:46 PM EDT
[#10]
It's faddish, and preferred by girls.






That said, it's better than a lot of the idiotic, trendy concoctions I often see.

 
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:05:26 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


There is a "GAY" drink! If a man finds himself with a mouth full of "Semen" he is definatly having a "GAY" drink!!


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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:08:22 PM EDT
[#12]
I think as long as you say "no homo" when you order the drink, you're okay.

Seriously, how can some alcohol be gay and other types straight? It all gets you fucked up in the end.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:16:53 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I think as long as you say "no homo" when you order the drink, you're okay.

Seriously, how can some alcohol be gay and other types straight? It all gets you fucked up in the end.




I think that's what the OP is trying to avoid.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:18:40 PM EDT
[#14]
el mojito es muy alegre
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:19:41 PM EDT
[#15]
I really enjoy Gayness then.......
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:35:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:37:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Mojitos will give you teh ghey????
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:44:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
A real man doesn't give a damn what other people think about what he's drinking.


Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:49:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.


http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg


I don't think you're gay for drinking that.....although it's not a mojito
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:51:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Well it does have "mo" in its name so...
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:51:58 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
went to a bar tonite with a friend ,bar special was mojito,s thought i try one. buddy say "ya know thats a gay drink" i said "how can a drink be gay?" no hes says ,it,s ,drank mainly by gays they love it. i was scared to try one, for fear someone might think i was a cornhole puncher.


Well, I'm not gay and they're pretty tasty.  I don't have them very often though.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 7:54:27 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
It's only a gay drink if you stir it with your buddy's cock.


+1
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:00:12 PM EDT
[#23]




Can't be gay. Colin Farrell drank them in Miami Vice. Oh wait, nevermind, that is a really poor example.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:04:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Mojitos traditionally come with an 8 inch black rubber cock stir stick so I just always assumed that it was a chick/gay drink. Well it's a free country. If your stir stick is a Dick I will only say'Whatever Floats Your Boat". Yep a Mojito is Maximum Faggotry
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:06:57 PM EDT
[#25]
I dunno about gay, but they are certainly delicious when made properly.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:11:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Bruce Campbell drinks mojitos. There for they are not gay....


I've been catching up on Burn Notice lately and what I fist thought of as well.

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Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:19:58 PM EDT
[#27]
I think I remember seeing James Bond drinking one once.

I just drink gin and tonics which I'm sure some jerk probably thinks is a gay drink also.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:31:27 PM EDT
[#28]
Go to the fucking Bacardi Factory in Puerto Rico, drink a Mojito there and then tell me that's a fucking queer ass drink. That shit is D E licious!
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:35:02 PM EDT
[#29]
Hey, gay guys wear pants.  Think about that in the morning when you're getting dressed.  

Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:35:44 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
no such thing as a gay drink.


Exactly, that would be like saying there is such thing as a gay gun


Wellllll, if you're shooting a Taurus in .25 ACP that is Stainless with pink grips....

However, I was at my rehersal dinner for the wedding and we went to and old place that I used to cook at. The bartender "accidentally" messed up a cosmo. The old manager who I was friends with brought it over and offered it to me. Pshhh, who am I to decline free booze? Gay or not, that Cosmo was mm mm good.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:39:20 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Mojitos traditionally come with an 8 inch black rubber cock stir stick so I just always assumed that it was a chick/gay drink. Well it's a free country. If your stir stick is a Dick I will only say'Whatever Floats Your Boat". Yep a Mojito is Maximum Faggotry


dude, I about litterally spit beer all over the screen. I had to cover my mouth and even still it came out my nose!
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:39:22 PM EDT
[#32]
Not PBR - Check.





Gay.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:39:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Bruce Campbell loves em. He is a demon killer. Good enough for me.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:49:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
I had a few at cuban/latin restaurants w/ dinner in ethnic parts of the city.  They were nice.  Nothing special.  They were very hetero nights, trust me.

They are trendy, and would not order them at the bar.


They're trendy?

Origin

Cuba is the birthplace of the mojito, although the exact origin of this classic cocktail is the subject of debate. One story traces the mojito to a similar 16th century drink, the “El Draque,” in honor of Sir Francis Drake.[4] It was made initially with tafia/aguardiente, a primitive predecessor of rum, but as soon as Spanish rum became widely available to the British (ca. 1650) they changed it to rum. [4] Mint, lime and sugar were also helpful in hiding the harsh taste of this spirit. While this drink was not called a mojito at this time, it was still the original combination of these ingredients.

Some historians contend that African slaves that worked in the Cuban sugar cane fields during the 19th century were instrumental in the cocktail's origin. Guarapo, the sugar cane juice often used in mojitos,[4] was a popular drink amongst the slaves who helped coin the name of the sweet nectar.

There are several theories behind the origin of the name mojito; one such theory holds that name relates to mojo, a Cuban seasoning made from lime and used to flavour dishes.[4][9] Another theory is that the name mojito is simply a derivative of mojadito, Spanish for "a little wet", or simply the diminutive of "mojado" (wet).[10]

The mojito was a favorite drink of author Ernest Hemingway.[11]



Granted, this brief booze history is from Wiki, but an almost four hundred year old trend is pretty damn good.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:51:34 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
A friend of mine drank mojito, and two days later.......gay.


Did he inform you... personally?  
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:51:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Mojitos are a great hot weather drink.

As long as you keep it simple, very few drinks are "too gay"

Now using lavish garnishes and naming them "Flaming Fabo",  well... break out your Village People records and chaps because, U r teh gheys!!!
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:55:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Gay as hell. That's why I only drink wine coolers







Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:55:35 PM EDT
[#38]
I worked with a guy who was really gay.  He drank mostly cosmos and apple martini, then one day he tried a Mojito, now NO GAY.

Then he started dating the hottest girls at work, and their friends too.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 8:58:59 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.


http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg


Change that Bacardi for Martí Auténtico, handful of fresh apple mint from the garden, and that's how I make mine.

Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:00:02 PM EDT
[#40]
My Cuban wife makes a pitcher every Saturday night...boy we have alot of fun!
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:02:47 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
My Cuban wife makes a pitcher every Saturday night...boy we have alot of fun!


pics of wife?
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:03:50 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Bruce Campbell drinks mojitos. There for they are not gay....


This.

When I want a mojito, it's because I just got done watching some Burn Notice.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:07:20 PM EDT
[#43]
If you're holding another man's hand and kissing while ordering a mojito, it might be considered gay
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:11:35 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
There is a "GAY" drink! If a man finds himself with a mouth full of "Semen" he is definatly having a "GAY" drink!!



what if its his own semen?  
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:14:13 PM EDT
[#45]
who cares.  I'll drink 'em
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:15:56 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
There is a "GAY" drink! If a man finds himself with a mouth full of "Semen" he is definatly having a "GAY" drink!!



what if its his own semen?  


Only if he sips from a twirly straw?
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:21:54 PM EDT
[#47]
Only acceptable in Miami.  If your at a bar b q drinking Mojitos your are a total fag.  Bar is pretty gay too.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:25:38 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:


Drink what ever you like. Somewhere, someone is drinking something that makes your drink look weak, no matter what it is.





What if you're drinking something 200 proof?


 
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:27:16 PM EDT
[#49]
Borderline. Very borderline.
Link Posted: 7/18/2009 9:28:17 PM EDT
[#50]
I vote Gay... but they are still fine to drink as long as you do it alone.
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