76DD that is a big girl

Check the links on the left.  This story is from the Weekly World News.  Al Gore tells fewer lies than this paper.

Hey guys, this is Darwin Award material!  

I can't imagine someone wanting to touch those tits though!  UGH!

yeah, but, what a way to go

The best line was:

Once you try her rack, you never go back. (pun intended)

If it sounds too good to be true...

[url]http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/stripper.htm[/url]

"In the simplest of all terms, there is no 72-DD Kandy Kane, no Pretty Kitty club, and no boob-suffocated Daniel Greene. We checked other news sources, and nothing in this tale of freakish demise stood up to scrutiny. As fake as it is, we still love this article, if only for its "Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?" Such mental images were meant to live forever.

(Whoever penned this piece obviously isn't too familiar with how bra sizes are determined -- DD is a large cup size, but the DD designation simply indicates that the difference between a measurement taken just below a woman's bust and one taken around the fullest part of her bust is 5 inches. Therefore, a woman with a 72-DD bra size would be someone with moderately large boobs and a gargantuan ribcage. ) "

So it looks like it was a hoax.

Viper Out

You have clearly been opiated by the mass media.  The WWN is the [red]ONLY[/red] newspaper that has the courage to print the truth about the Bat Boy.  God bless them.