I went to the USMC recruiting station today to sign up to do my duty in the war against terrorism.

They wouldn't take me on account of my wooden leg and glass eye.

The Army wouldn't accept me because of the metal plate in my head.

The Navy said that since I broke my back as a kid that they'd rather not swear me in.

Even the National Guard turned me down.

So I finally joined the Air Force.  They said that with my wooden leg, glass eye and metal plate in my head I'd make a good chock for the wheels of F-16's.

Wish me luck guys!

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You might qualify as ballast in the Navy.

Or a "Tactical Ted" for a SWAT team.

Is Special_Oly short for Special Olympics?

Yes.  Mom says if I run real fast I can have a pizza party!

Or short for Special Olympic Arms?  I've got one of those special rifles from Oly.  The bolt won't close over an inserted magazine, so it's an overpriced single-shot.z

Zoom,

Have you called Oly about your problem? If not, please do so at 800-228-3471. If it is a factory assembled gun, we'll get you taken care of.

Tom S.
Oly Arms

Zoom, I bought one of their stripped lowers at a fun show last year- dropped in a lower parts kit from J&T, have had ZERO problems (actually works better than some others that I have fired).

Don Out