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Posted: 1/23/2002 6:14:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/23/2002 7:04:09 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! 1964 GI Joe doll debuts. The Beatles occupy the Billboard Top Five. Verbands Molkerei introduces long-life milk in Switzerland. John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz develop BASIC at Dartmouth College.
Link Posted: 1/23/2002 6:16:06 PM EDT
Nice list Imbr...err...Goat...err...Mc1GUNRUNNER.z
Link Posted: 1/23/2002 11:27:56 PM EDT
Becha if Imbroglio sent # 6 out to all the womenz he would finaly get one, LOL![:D]
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 4:18:13 AM EDT
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