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Posted: 1/22/2002 10:16:02 AM EDT
1) Your child wants shoes with C4 in them instead of those stupid flashing lights! 2) When your child is required to write a paper on his/her hero, selects the shoe bomber or that American Talaban guy. 3) Wants a Jihad Joe Action figure for Christmas. 4) Your child is actially able to find Meca on a map. 5) Your child replaces his posters with posters of 40 black-eyed virgens compleatly covered except for their eyes and showing a little forehead. 6) Your child stops taking baths. 7) At dinner your child starts praying to a different god then the rest of your family. 8) Three times a day, he faces Meca and prays for the destruction of the Great Satan (and he is not refering to Jerry Fallwell!) 9) On September eleventh, bought marsh mellows and took a road trip with Muslem friends to New York. (I hope I'm not hitting a nerve with this last one. Please don't take it the wrong way.) 10) Your child got a full scollership to terrorist school. (Yes, this one is from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno!) Please excuse my bad spelling.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:23:13 AM EDT
intstead of playboy all the magazines are playgoat.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:52:07 AM EDT
This is what my son wanted for Christmas. Should I be worrying yet? [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid28/p9618f211434f1722da481fdd690ba0da/fe09d685.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 11:04:38 AM EDT
When your child knows "Mecca" is spelled with two "c"'s
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 12:45:04 PM EDT
He starts hanging up pictures of camels in his room instead of Britney Spears.
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