1) Your child wants shoes with C4 in them instead of those stupid flashing lights!
2) When your child is required to write a paper on his/her hero, selects the shoe bomber or that American Talaban guy.
3) Wants a Jihad Joe Action figure for Christmas.
4) Your child is actially able to find Meca on a map.
5) Your child replaces his posters with posters of 40 black-eyed virgens compleatly covered except for their eyes and showing a little forehead.
6) Your child stops taking baths.
7) At dinner your child starts praying to a different god then the rest of your family.
8) Three times a day, he faces Meca and prays for the destruction of the Great Satan (and he is not refering to Jerry Fallwell!)
9) On September eleventh, bought marsh mellows and took a road trip with Muslem friends to New York. (I hope I'm not hitting a nerve with this last one. Please don't take it the wrong way.)
10) Your child got a full scollership to terrorist school. (Yes, this one is from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno!)
Please excuse my bad spelling.