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Posted: 1/20/2002 11:08:18 PM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she don't cut the cheese...she slices the pie. Yo mama so tactical, when someone says 'hoedown' she be gettin' behind solid cover. Yo mama so tactical, when she flashes...she dashes. Yo mama so tactical, she be wearing drop-leg nylons...holsters that is. Yo mama so tactical, when she passes gas, she passes flashbangs. Ok. I need to go to sleep.
Link Posted: 1/20/2002 11:38:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Skunkabilly: Ok. I need to go to sleep.
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Yes please do [;)]
Link Posted: 1/20/2002 11:44:10 PM EDT
HAHAHAAAAAAAA!! Call me Crazy, but I love it! and BTW, [b]YO[/b] Momma so Tactical, she be havin' a Kevlar Afro, wit a chinstrap!
Link Posted: 1/21/2002 5:08:57 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, her lincon town car has sandbags on the floorboards!
Link Posted: 1/21/2002 10:26:43 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical she has a magpul.....between her legs!! Bulldog OUT
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:12:01 AM EDT
Yo mamma so tactical she gots kevlar granny pannies. Yo mamma so tactical she IS solid cover. Yo mamma so tactical she has hogues on her spatula. Yo mamma so tactical she takes an ALICE pack to her bridge club. Yo mamma so tactical she's got an accessory rail on her iron.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:22:23 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, the VPC wants to ban her importation. Yo mama so tactical, she requires 3 "handlers"
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:23:47 AM EDT
Yo mamma so tactical she open her welfare check with a Halligan tool. Yo mamma so tactical she gots all the Church's Fried Chicken joints registered as on-call targets with the TOC.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:31:16 AM EDT
I have never heard the "Mama so tactical" lines befor right now... I'm still in tears that was so funny. Especially the ones about the mag-pull between the legs and 'Hoedown'![:D]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:31:23 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she has three accessories that can be mounted
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:35:34 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she served by a crew!
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:37:47 AM EDT
Yo mamma so tactical her gubmint cheese comes in an MRE.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:51:16 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she got mildot grannie glasses Yo mama so tactical, she keep her mixer "cocked and locked" Yo mama so tactical, she keep her broom "low ready" Yo mama so tactical, she got a load bearing apron Yo mama so tactical, she got a one-handed folding spatula with a point down pocket clip. Yo mama so tactical, she got a tac vest mounted vacuum cleaner
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 7:57:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 8:05:40 AM EDT by garandman]
Yo momma so tactical, her minivan has twin 50's mounted on it. Edited to correct my ebonics.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 8:02:24 AM EDT
This is Cruel and unusual punishment!! [:D]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:20:30 AM EDT
btt [;)]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:35:14 AM EDT
yo momma's so tactical, they mounted her on a theater ballistic missile.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:36:17 AM EDT
tack this mutha up, i'd write a few more but i'm laughing too hard [:)]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:45:18 AM EDT
Two words: SOPMOD momma
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:47:02 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she carry her tampons in a speedloader.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:50:22 AM EDT
yo mama so tactical, she throw flashbangs to wake you up for school in the morning. yo mama so tactical, she breached your bedroom door and caught you with your nudie magazines. yo mama so tactical, she makes GSG9 take off their Adidas when they come to visit. yo mama so tactical, the NightStalkers pick up and drop off her groceries. yo mama so tactical, she gots NVG for the eyes in the back of her head.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:00:57 AM EDT
Yo mamma so tactical she keep salt and pepperspray on the table. Yo mamma so tactical she don't wear a girdle, she wear a STABO harness.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:13:38 AM EDT
yo mama so tactical she has a field surgery set to fix your boo boo's
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:16:34 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she got Nomex oven mitts Yo mama so tactical, she got a ATS 55 wire wisk Yo mama so tactical, she got G10 Iron handles Yo mama so tactical, she got a Black T skillet Yo mama so tactical, she got a Kydex snuff holder Yo mama so tactical, she got Jerry Busse to make her fly swatter Yo mama so tactical, she uses Kerlex Field dressings for tampons
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:21:01 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, when she brings home gifts of teflon, we ain't talkin' cooking pans!
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:42:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 10:48:03 AM EDT by Waverunner]
Damn this is hillarious! Worth a tack. Now, I'm trying to come up with some lines...... Yo mama so tactical, she fries chicken in CLP![whacko]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:46:56 AM EDT
yo mama so tactical she refers to sex as "tap-rack-bang"
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:47:57 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, when she wants to squeeze cock, she pulls out a P7M8.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:50:11 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she wisks weaver stance.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 11:10:05 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, her "green" birth control pills are actually cyanide Yo mama so tactical, she carries her vibrator in a crossdraw holster Yo mama so tactical, her vibrator is tripod mounted Yo mama so tactical, her hair spray has a designated field of fire Yo mama so tactical, she wears IR colored lipstick Yo mama so tactical, she has orgasms in single AND three round burts Yo mama so tactical, yo poppa got to use M9 (can't remember designation) chemical detector tape to check and see if its safe to have sex with her
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 11:11:00 AM EDT
I can't believe this got tacked... Oh my god this is funny... (sad thing is, I've been trying to think these things up all day now!)
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 11:22:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 11:22:57 AM EDT by Skunkabilly]
Got one going on the Firing Line too :) [url]http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98110[/url]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 11:25:19 AM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she got killflash cataract glasses. Yo mama so tactical she calls her clitoral exercises PT. ... she got a surefire vibrator ... she has acronyms for her soul food: PMIS= potatoes, mashed individual serving PPFIL= poultry pattie, fried in lard SFTLE= sucrose fortified tea leaf extract SEFIL= swine entrails, fried in lard BRHS= beef ribs with hickory sauce CGWV= collard greens with vinegar
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 11:32:49 AM EDT
... she got a rescue 8 descender as a door knocker.. IMHO, the clear winner from the other site: ... you have a sister named Tennifer.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 12:06:40 PM EDT
yo mamma so tactical, she tumbles her 50bmg brass in the dryer. [50]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 12:19:19 PM EDT
Yo Mama's so tactical.... She be Gungy. She always be sayin' "I'm up, they see me I'M DOWN".
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 12:29:08 PM EDT
Yo mamma so tactical her vacuum doubles as a mine sweeper. Yo mamma so tactical she got 3MOA bifocals. Yo mamma so tactical she use a pro-mask for a diaphram.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 12:33:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 12:35:14 PM EDT by kindstranger]
Yo mama so tactical, she got a Kreig-slinged kevlar purse with built in NBC resistant hydration system
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 12:49:14 PM EDT
 Yo mamma is so tactical, her phone number is 911
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 1:23:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 1:25:17 PM EDT
Yo mamas so tactical, she puts [b][u]Glock[/u]-a-mole[/b] on her fish tacos. Yo mama's so tactical, she puts Magpuls on her tampons.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 1:30:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 1:33:33 PM EDT by M4Madness]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 1:34:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 1:35:46 PM EDT by 50cali]
Yo mama so tactical, yo daddy has an insertion TEAM; Yo mama so tactical, she sweats nitro-gylcerine; Yo mama so tactical, her boobs have a Central Tata Inflation System; Yo mama so tactical, she told you baby's are deployed from the back of a C130 Hercules, not the stork; Yo mama so tactical, she keeps her tampons in a Beta C Mag. Edited to add: Yo mama so tactical, she don't douche, she just uses a bore cleaner...yuck!
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 1:38:37 PM EDT
Yo momma so tactical, she carry a dustbuster Condition 1. Yo momma so tactical, she wears dog-tags like jewelry. Yo momma so tactical, she re-zeros her sewing machine. Yo momma so tactical, she can field stip a hoover in 30 sec. flat. Yo momma so tactical, her shopping list reads "bread, .223, .308, eggs, 9mm....." Yo momma so tactical, she spanks you with an Asp. [spank] Yo momma so tactical, she post on AR15.com!
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:05:13 PM EDT
yo mama so tactical, her bra be made o spectra shield yo mama so tactical her undies gots a trauma plate yo mama so tactical she braid her armpit hair wit para cord yo mama so tactical she brush her tooth wit molly paste yo mama so tactical she trim her beard wit a k-bar
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:26:30 PM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, her breast implants are Runflats.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:31:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:43:27 PM EDT
Yo mama so tactical she tenderizes meat with a Mag Lite and combat boots.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:51:33 PM EDT
yo momma buys her 'quip at www.birdman.org (check it out!)
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:52:11 PM EDT
Yo mama so tactical, she practices "insertions" every night in bed. Yo mama so tactical, she puts the "entry" in "dynamic entry". Yo mama so tactical, she keeps Tetra grease in the nightstand.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 4:30:59 PM EDT
Yo momma so tactical her favorite perfume is Hoppe's Yo momma so tactical she uses cosmoline instead of Vasiline
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