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Posted: 1/22/2002 4:36:23 PM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical she is not longer allowed to cross into Kalifornia state line
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Posted: 1/22/2002 4:40:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: 'hoedown' Don't mean to rock your boat, but I believe the correct spelling to be "ho" down. A hoe is a garden tool. I can lend you my hooked on Ebonics tape if you want... |
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Posted: 1/22/2002 6:59:26 PM EDT
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[b]Yo mamas so tactical[/b] she keeps breaching charges instead of a spare key under the mat.
[b]Yo mamas so tactical[/b] she gives herself a peticure with her K-bar [b]Yo mamas so tactical[/b] the birdfeeder has tripwires on it [b]Yo mamas so tactical[/b] she thinks the LAW is a damn good thing to have handy [b]Yo mamas so tactical[/b] you have to call EOD to get a midnight snack from the fridge [chainsawkill] |
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Posted: 1/22/2002 8:29:28 PM EDT
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Know wonder California is so F***ed up.you S*** for brains are still breeding punks that think hip is having bacon striped boxers hanging off there knees an firing shots off hand that almost always misses the mark an hits the little innocent kid in the head.....Cowards.....Yo dis Bit legalize Human hunts in Ca. starting w/ L.A.Bacon Striped Wannabes.........
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Posted: 1/22/2002 8:37:15 PM EDT
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YO MAMAS SO TACTICAL she wears a kevlar thong
YO MAMAS SO TACTICAL she uses napalm as a douche YO MAMAS SO TACTICAL she circumcised ya with M7 bayonet.[:D] |
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Posted: 1/22/2002 8:49:03 PM EDT
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Yo momma so tactical, when you's growin up if you wanted to talk, you had to ask "permission to speak freely?"
Yo momma so tactical, for punishment you got shot in da ass wit beanbag rounds. Yo momma so tactical, she reppels from da roof to clean da windows. |
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Posted: 1/22/2002 9:04:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Know wonder California is so F***ed up.you S*** for brains are still breeding punks that think hip is having bacon striped boxers hanging off there knees an firing shots off hand that almost always misses the mark an hits the little innocent kid in the head.....Cowards.....Yo dis Bit legalize Human hunts in Ca. starting w/ L.A.Bacon Striped Wannabes......... WTF? You don't dig on swine? Bacon taste good...pork chops taste good... EDITED TO SAY: On the brighter side, I see that you are up on your Ebonics... |
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Posted: 1/22/2002 9:53:19 PM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical her makeup is all flat black.
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Posted: 1/23/2002 3:19:09 AM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical she got a M.O.P.P. housecoat.
Yo mamma so tactical she weed the garden with agent orange. Yo mamma so tactical her slippers got steel shank and panama soles. Yo mamma so tactical she makes you pull guard shifts on school-nights. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 3:34:44 AM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical she uses Clear-Out for air freshener.
Yo mama so tactical there's a chin-up bar outside the dining room. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 3:42:38 AM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical, she keeps cookies in 50 cal ammo cans
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Posted: 1/23/2002 3:58:15 AM EDT
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Yo momma so tactical, she cook her collard greens wit LSA.
Yo momma so tactical, she be havin' a 8-inch kevlar-strand Jeri-Curl weave.[@:D] Yo momma so tactical, when she done in da baffroom, she pops smoke. Yo momma so tactical, she be wearin' lightsticks when she put the dog out fo' da nite. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 4:04:21 AM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical she calls 69ing a Ranger team BlackHawk Down
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Posted: 1/23/2002 4:35:34 AM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical, when she has an orgasm, she yells, "Fire in da hole!"
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Posted: 1/23/2002 6:09:01 AM EDT
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your mama so tactical,she made you do flutter kicks when she changed your diaper.
your mama so tactical,she orders the JUMP wings at HOOTERS. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 8:07:01 AM EDT
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YO MAMAS SO TACTICAL she thinks that a hot "range" is when she hits 40 of 40!
YO MAMAS SO TACTICAL she has the armys infantryman's creed tattooed on her chest! |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 8:25:31 AM EDT
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Yo mamma so tactical she had her gold tooth parkerized.
Yo mamma so tactical she cook stew with collapsable beef stock. Yo mamma so tactical she romoves her makeup with a de-con packet. Yo mamma so tactical she use 40mm rounds for curlers. Yo mamma so tactical she used to pack MREs in your lunch box. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 9:08:57 AM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical she stores an Otis cleaning kit in [i][b]her own[/i][/b] buttstock.
Yo mama so tactical she gots tyga striped ta-tas. Yo mama so tactical she use kevlar maxi-pads. Yo mama so tactical she use 3" OO Buck rds. as tampons in a pinch. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 12:19:40 PM EDT
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Bump, this one almost got away!
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Posted: 1/23/2002 12:50:59 PM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical her G-spot is on her trigger finger.
Yo mama so tactical she wear a balaclava to church. Yo mama so tactical she chop vegetables with a Strider tanto. Yo mama so tactical she gots pouches on her bustiere. Yo mama so tactical she gots HK tatooed on one butt cheek and SEF on the other. Yo mama so tactical she name her twins Weaver and Isosceles, and calls their birth a "double tap." |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 12:56:06 PM EDT
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your mommas so tactical she uses hoppes to clean the oven
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Posted: 1/23/2002 1:21:04 PM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical, she got a clacker for a TV remote control
Yo mama so tactical, you got a poncho liner for a bedspread Yo mama so tactical, when she asked to see your school assignments, she was looking for intel. Yo mama so tactical, she makes you bring back all your packed-lunch debris and fecal matter from school. Yo mama so tactical, she removes all the labels from your clothes and the only ID you have is your name, grade and homeroom teacher on your dogtags. Yo mama so tactical, when the principal calls to say your kid has been missing school, you inform him that it's due to effective SERE training. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 1:45:31 PM EDT
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Yo momma so tactical "full auto fire makes her(me) horny." - H.R.
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Posted: 1/23/2002 4:51:33 PM EDT
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yo moma so tactical her hand mixer had 3 settings safe semi and auto
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Posted: 1/23/2002 6:14:24 PM EDT
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Yo momma so tactical, she has blueprints of the supermarket so she can plan her shopping around avoiding all possable ambushes by the Free Sample Food Liberation Army (FSFLA) agents entrenched behind those little sample tables.
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Posted: 1/23/2002 6:38:37 PM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical, she look for pre-ban high-caps in the magazine section at the supermarket.
Yo mama so tactical, she make sure the pineapples [grenades] don't have pins pulled out of them. |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 7:05:22 PM EDT
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Yo mama so tactical, she be diggin in her purse and empty brass be fallin' out.
Yo mama so tactical, she run up a tab at Blackhawk. Yo mama so tactical, she mined the garden to keep the strays out. Yo mama so tactical, her suburban is up-armored. Yo mama so tactical, she welcomed the new neighboors wit a balistic gelitan cake. Yo mama so tactical, she had to registered with the BATF! |
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Posted: 1/23/2002 7:41:37 PM EDT
[#28]
BAAAACK TOOOOOOO TOPPPPPPPPP
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Posted: 1/23/2002 8:00:22 PM EDT
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: Know wonder California is so F***ed up.you S*** for brains are still breeding punks that think hip is having bacon striped boxers hanging off there knees an firing shots off hand that almost always misses the mark an hits the little innocent kid in the head.....Cowards.....Yo dis Bit legalize Human hunts in Ca. starting w/ L.A.Bacon Striped Wannabes......... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WTF? You don't dig on swine? Bacon taste good...pork chops taste good... EDITED TO SAY: On the brighter side, I see that you are up on your Ebonics... ________________________________________ Up Yours Baby!-Kilroy [ Edited By 50CALI on 1/23/2002 1:05:46 AM ] mejames Member Registered: Jan 2001 Posts: 698 of 705 CA, USA Thanks for the sympathy!hehehe Yo' bit so tactical her "muzzle blast"sic.cracks windsheilds an shreds paper w/ da pull of her finger.....Fn-Fal reach out an touch someone........ |
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Posted: 1/24/2002 4:14:37 PM EDT
[#30]
YO MAMAS SO TACTICAL she reloads her tampons
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Posted: 2/1/2002 12:08:12 AM EDT
[#31]
Yo mama so tactical...
She wears a trauma plate when she cooks with a teflon coated skillet. She keeps blood expander in the fridge. Her purse was the inspiration for MOLLE. She made you carry your lunch to school in a Mermite can. Her bra is made from 550 cord and Magpuls. When somebody say "skinny dipping", she thinks about interrogating natives. She daisy chains the kitchen appliances. She vaccums the floor in 3-5 second rushes. She has a "thousand yard" sale. |
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Posted: 2/1/2002 12:32:46 AM EDT
[#32]
Ya mama so tactical yo, da b*tch low-crawl to da mailbox!
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Posted: 4/21/2002 7:50:41 PM EDT
[#33]
... Yo mamas so tactical that she uses a [b]Dillon Precision 550B[/b] to can tomatoes.
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Posted: 4/21/2002 9:06:38 PM EDT
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Yo mama is so tactical...
..she drinks molitoff cocktails ..all your Meals are Ready to Eat ..she drive the soccer team in a Humvee ..you answer to Alpha, your brother is Baker and your sister is Charlie |
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Posted: 4/27/2002 4:52:26 PM EDT
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Your matriarch is so situation aware that she uses a bayonet to sharpen her eyeliner, then uses a flare to infuse it with adequate heat for easy application. I'm jiggy with it too. I'm hip to your jive, my bad siblings.
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Posted: 4/27/2002 8:01:26 PM EDT
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Your mama's so tactical: She strips her legs with 100mph tape
Your mama's so tactical: She flosses with a bore snake Your mama's so tactical: She has a hi cap cookie jar Your mama's so tactical: She thinks her woodland BDU's bring out her eyes Your mama's so tactical: She put a muzzle brake on the dog Your mama's so tactical: She uses M7 bayo's for steak knives Your mama's so tactical: She pops a flare when she wants you to come in for dinner Your mama's so tactical: She keeps her supositories in stripper clips Your mama's so tactical: She has an A2 peep site in the front door Your mama's so tactical: She fed you ballistic gelatin as a kid Your mama's so tactical: To get in the mood she surf's AR15.com instead of porn |
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Posted: 4/27/2002 9:36:04 PM EDT
[#37]
Your mama's so tactical she uses a bayonet "lug wrench" to change a flat.
Your mama's so tactical "collapsible stock" means it's time to sell. Your mama's so tactical that she believes a "detachable magazine" can safely be snatched from the dentist office without reprisal. Your mama's so tactical she uses a "flash hider" as a disguise against common menopause symptoms. Your mama's so tactical she uses a "protruding pistol grip" as handle on her dildo. Your mama's so tactical to her a "heavy barrel" is 7.5 gallons of Budweiser on tap. |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 6:34:29 AM EDT
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Yo mama's so tactical she gets her cookbooks from [url]http://www.paladin-press.com/[/url]!
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Posted: 4/28/2002 6:55:09 AM EDT
[#39]
Yo mama's so tactical she uses a Dillon electronic scale and a RCBS powder trickler to measure ingredients when she bakes!
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Posted: 4/28/2002 7:09:51 AM EDT
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Yo mama's so tactical she issued these to you kids for brushing those nasty fangs, but only after they were too worn to be of any use in the buttstock cleaning kits of your rifles!
[img]http://www.midwayusa.com/images/products/622871.JPG[/img] photo courtesy of MidwayUSA, look for part#: 622871, in case you want/need a new one! Semper Fi Dave |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 7:25:58 AM EDT
[#41]
Yo mamma's so tactical she makes yo pops use his tritium insert!
Yo mamma's so tactical she gots 'high speed, low drag' pots and pans! Yo mamma's so tactical she sets up a perimiter team for yardwork! Yo mamma's so tactical her iron has a removable tac handle! Yo mamma's so tactical she gots a modular moo-moo! Yo mamma's so tactical she got a 'weave' to enhance her ghillie suit! |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 9:35:56 AM EDT
[#42]
Yo mommas so tactical she be usin Napalm in her cigarette lighter.
Yo mommas so tactical she uses gators for stockins. Yo mommas so tactical she shit,showers and shaves in 2 minutes. Yo mommas so tactical instead of curb feelers she be usin claymores on da cadi. Yo mommas so tactical she has stadia lines and a chevron painted in her shitter. Yo mommas so tactical her tp is armor plated. Yo mommas so tactical she uses a flame thrower as a shower head |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 11:16:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Yo mama is so tactical she uses a M.O.L.L.E load bearing vest for a bra.
Yo mama is so tactical she uses a trauma plate for panty liners Yo mama is so tactical she uses 00 buck for ben-wa balls. |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 2:39:35 PM EDT
[#44]
Yo mamma so tactical, when she makes a short stack, it aint no pancakes!
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Posted: 4/28/2002 2:51:51 PM EDT
[#45]
Yo mama so tactical she uses a Barrett to swat flies!
Yo mama so tactical she gots tip-off red filters on yo night lights! |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 3:00:31 PM EDT
[#46]
Yo mama so tactical, she uses 'chute chord in her hair weave.
Yo mama so tactical, she paints her nails to look like green tips. |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 3:25:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Yo mama so tactical she uses a mag lite as a Vibe.
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Posted: 4/28/2002 3:58:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Yo mama so tactical, she uses a Ghillie Suit to sneak up yo ass to whippus you to deathas.
Yo mama so tactical, she keep all her wigs in a Drag Bag. |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 8:54:03 PM EDT
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Your mama's so tactical: When you've been bad she induces a FTF
Your mama's so tactical: She thinks a stove pipe jam is when santa gets stuck Your mama's so tactical: She uses body bunker's to fix her stolen T-Tops Your mama's so tactical: She uses firing stances to teach you geometry Your mama's so tactical: She uses grip tape on all her silverware Your mama's so tactical: She makes you drink Kool-Aid from a camelback |
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Posted: 4/28/2002 9:04:17 PM EDT
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Your mama's so tactical: She makes you take alternate routes to school
Your mama's so tactical: She swat flies in tactical sequence |
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