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Posted: 1/19/2002 10:01:14 AM EDT
Laura Bush made a speech to the National Press Club on 11/8 in which she mentioned Ted's dog was named Splash. It was one of those Bush lovefest-with-the-Kennedy speeches. Disgusting in and of itself. I don't know how they can do it, even to manipulate his ego. Ted named his dog Splash? I don't know where to begin with this one. His drinking, Mary Jo, what? If he was convicted of manslaughter back in the 1960's and became a professor somewhere, he would have a better reputation than he does now. [url]http://www.whitehouse.gov/firstlady/news-speeches/speeches/fl20011108.html[/url]
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 10:09:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By pogo: Ted named his dog Splash? I don't know where to begin with this one. His drinking, Mary Jo, what?
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That wasn't Teddy's (the corpulent tick's) first choice though. These are the other names that he decided NOT to go with: "iscrewederunconcious" "droveroffthebridge" "letterdrown" "splitthescene" "lefterferdead" "liedtothecops" "gotoffscotfree"
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 10:20:52 AM EDT
Think I'll acknowledge and say nothing. (There. I just did it.) [:D]
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 2:04:20 PM EDT
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns."
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 2:34:40 PM EDT
Musta named it after his brothers kid. Sorry ,it was just too easy and I couldn't pass it up!
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 2:36:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: Musta named it after his brothers kid. Sorry ,it was just too easy and I couldn't pass it up!
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Quickwitted classic!
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 4:38:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: Musta named it after his brothers kid. Sorry ,it was just too easy and I couldn't pass it up!
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That one didn't "sink in" for a while! But then I got it! Deadeye47, you are ONE TRULY SICK DUDE! ......... But you're funny as hell! [:D] DaMan
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 7:49:50 PM EDT
The dog is a Portugese Water Dog. They love to swim, so Splash makes some sense. The fact that he has one of these nice dogs (and takes good care of it) is one redeeming thing about Teddie. Unlike Bill Clinton, Ted's dogs can expect to live a long and happy life. GunLvr
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 7:56:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD: Unlike Bill Clinton, Ted's dogs can expect to live a long and happy life.
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He might live a happy life as long as he isn't trying to live off Teddy's table scraps. [:)]
Link Posted: 1/19/2002 8:34:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2002 8:35:18 PM EDT by 95thFoot]
My wife saw Teddy speak at a medical convention in Boston last year- she said his fat, florid, face looks like a pot roast.....[%|] I wouldn't be surprised if he indeed has cirrhosis of the liver. "And when I returned, Mary Jo and the cah were gone...." - --TED KENNEDY I am so old, I can remember when the Kennedys killed their women one at a time. - --BOB BROWN
Link Posted: 1/20/2002 6:05:57 PM EDT
The dog is a Portugese Water Dog. They love to swim, so Splash makes some sense --- so the dog can safely go in the car with Teddy!
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