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Posted: 1/16/2002 4:03:35 PM EDT
coffee: cold, bitter, and murky. How many variations on this joke do we, as a group, know? Post yours.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:06:29 PM EDT
like I take my steak. Pink in the middle and tender on the outside.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:17:16 PM EDT
...Hot, Dark, and bitter...
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:40:00 PM EDT
warm, smooth and creamy
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:51:37 PM EDT
I take my women like I take my beer..... .....in a can.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 4:59:36 PM EDT
I take my woman like I take my shower, once a day.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:01:53 PM EDT
I like my women like I like my coffee, strong black and sassy.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:07:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2002 5:07:53 PM EDT by kuryakyn]
Women are like guns, The longer you have them around the more tempted you are to shoot them. [peep]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 5:08:44 PM EDT
like I take my sheep. Short and wooly.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 6:26:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kuryakyn: Women are like guns, The longer you have them around the more tempted you are to shoot them. [peep]
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you win the prize!! fullclip
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 6:30:03 PM EDT
sweet and creamy hot and black
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:31:48 PM EDT
Like my mail...Lick'em, Stick'em and send them away! [;D]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:46:20 PM EDT
I like my women like I like my weather....hot and wet!! cars.....sleek and sexy!! music.....fast and hard!! dinner.....hot and satisfying!!
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:50:48 PM EDT
Like I like my eggs: over easy.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 9:59:58 PM EDT
I take my women like I take my dog. Doggy sytle...hahaha, sorry, this was bad taste. No animals were harmed during posting of this message. IT WAS A JOKE, GUYS! :) Don't be sending PETA after me.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:09:39 PM EDT
Like I take my pain pills ... three times a day or as needed
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:43:39 AM EDT
...coffee, hot, black and strong.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:48:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:55:45 AM EDT
Like a fine wine. Aged to perfection, well balanced, full bodied, just a hint of tanin and by the jug.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 10:03:22 AM EDT
i have taken to saying: i like my coffee like my ex-wifes soul... black and bitter. everyone's getting tired of that now. i once saw a movie where stalin said: good tea should be like good woman- strong and sweet.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 10:42:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:25:09 PM EDT
coffee...milk and two sugars.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:45:44 PM EDT
I take my women like I take my Computers.... fast and loaded with non-propriatary parts.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:48:22 PM EDT
Hot...Sweet....and very Weak
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:02:13 PM EDT
Like I take my coffee... With a little Sweet-n-low[;)] and a little cream.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:05:14 PM EDT
mud..............just plain dirty!
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:08:31 PM EDT
Rifles... Black and Preban!!
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 3:54:04 PM EDT
I like my wine like I like my womenz. Ready to pass out . . . Robin Williams (I think???)
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:01:01 PM EDT
Aspirin Two at a time.
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