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Posted: 1/16/2002 7:03:37 AM EDT
Okay, here it is. For ARLady and all the other ladies on this site, a blonde GUY joke... An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He made his own lunch."
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 10:57:43 AM EDT
What, no blonde guys on ar15.com? [;)]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 11:32:53 AM EDT
Q: How did the blonde bruise her belly button? A: Her boyfriend's blonde too. [b]*rimshot*[/b]
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 11:58:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl: What, no blonde guys on ar15.com? [;)]
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hahahah...You guys so funny. Make me laugh. Ja ever pick up your teeth with broken fingers? Just kiddin' 'cause it sounded like you were going to cry if no blondes responded.
Link Posted: 1/16/2002 2:32:50 PM EDT
I'll be sure to repeat that one to my roommates tonight.. Keving67
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