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Posted: 1/13/2002 10:38:27 PM EDT
What is the worst or meanest thing you have done to your ex after breakup, either out of rage or because you simply just hate him/her.
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:49:10 PM EDT
I dunno, its only been a little over a week since I broke up with my GF of 2 years. Give me more time and I'll tell you what I come up with.
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:49:23 PM EDT
I'm tempted to answer, but the statute of limitations isn't up yet. [;)]
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:49:29 PM EDT
I told her the truth about her (they weren't MINE, they were here ex's) boys---that they were a couple of worthless slugs that weren't worth killin'...and that they got those traits from her. Hell, I can't help it...I just can't help but tell the truth. [rocket]
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:51:13 PM EDT
I would never do any mean things to a womenz.
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:52:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dogsdad: I told her the truth about her (they weren't MINE, they were here ex's) boys---that they were a couple of worthless slugs that weren't worth killin'...and that they got those traits from her. [rocket]
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Subtle
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:56:35 PM EDT
... Ha! ... you guys give me gas!
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 11:17:49 PM EDT
umm.. is it illegal to post an ex's name, address, SS#, and her passwords to her online accounts (such as Wellsfargo, hotmail, etc.) on her GuestBook? [}:(]
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 11:21:19 PM EDT
After my ex-girlfriend and I broke up, we continued to be phuck buddies. We got into a huge argument one day that ended with her throwing anything she could get her hands on at me!!! Needless to say, I left! After a couple of weeks, she called me and wanted to talk things out! I go over there and talk to her when the phone rings. This girl she went to school with(they were both Seniors in high school) was wanting to fight her for some reason(probably had sex with her boyfriend). So my ex is being all bad-ass on the phone telling her that she would be there in about 30 minutes to whip her a$$. She then asked me if I would take her over there so I did. When we got there the other girl had about 5 friends there with her and they proceeded to jump on my ex. Somehow she got away and ran to get back in the car, but I just locked the doors and left her there. Last time I looked back, they had her pinned down and was stomping a mudhole in her a$$! Saw her about 2 weeks later, and she still had black eyes and cuts and scrapes all over her face!
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 11:28:48 PM EDT
damn... that's messed up...
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 11:33:26 PM EDT
Remember - what goes around comes around.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:09:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:09:34 AM EDT
I called the Smoking Car Hotline and reported her license plate. She got a nice little letter in the mail demanding that she bring the car in for inspection at her expense. That's the worst thing I'm [b]admitting[/b] to having done.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:38:09 AM EDT
I've had passing thoughts of many things, but I've never actually done any of them. I guess I'm just not a vengeful kind of guy. After the way my last relationship ended, I'm amazed that I haven't done something. USPC40 ------------------------------------------------- [b][blue]NRA Life Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.nra.org[/url] [b][blue]GOA Life Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.gunowners.org[/url] [b][blue]SAF Supporter[/blue][/b] - [url]www.saf.org[/url] [b][blue]SAS Supporter[/blue][/b] - [url]www.sas-aim.org[/url] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/USPC40/alabamaflag.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 1:10:09 AM EDT
i had a girl break up w/me under a pretty f*cked up situation once,so a week later i was sleeping w/one of her best friends. a buddy of mine and his ex had a doozy of a domestic once,and when the cops showed up she told them that "he had a lot of guns and i'm afraid",so they confiscated his weapons under a domestic violence act that requires a mandatory 72 hr confiscation,it took about 4 months to get his stuff back.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 1:12:38 AM EDT
Cutting her off my food stamp supply.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 1:26:51 AM EDT
Ah, college. I returned my girlfriend's intimate apparel to her. Well, actually, since I didn't have my girlfriend's address handy, I mailed it all to her mother, who hated me for screwing the little darling. I have to admit, I did add a pair of crotchless rubber panties to the mix. [:D]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 1:33:00 AM EDT
Well, we had pretty much broken up...I didn't get along with the guy she was screwing while we were engaged..that does tend to spoil a relationship ....so I was still living in our apartment...she had been staying with her mother....I had another apartment and had moved most of MY things out already..but just had not officially move into it yet ....I went out to a local club with a buddy of mine....we both ended up picking up a couple of "party girls"...not prostitutes...just "easy womenz"...well...we decided that we would go back to the apartment...not my new one, but the other one. ....One thing led to another and I ventured to what used to be "our" bedroom with one of the womenz and my buddy ventured to the spare bedroom. ....well, it was a really exciting night. Man, that womenz blew mind mind (and various other things)hehehehe! ....To make a long story short....we both scored. In the morning both beds were nicely made and I never came back to the apartment... OH...did I mention that the sheets were not changed (the womenz I was with, well...let's say got really excited if you know what I mean) wrappers, and certain (used) protective devices were left in the nicely made bed(s) Okay..not that great of a story...but a really good F.U. to the female dog that F'd me over! medcop
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:00:54 AM EDT
meanest thing U have done to your ex after breakup
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Nothing!....Life goes on as nothing happened. No contact, no phone call or answering calls. None, zip, just be happy.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:06:00 AM EDT
Her little sister AND her best friend.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:07:26 AM EDT
I stopped having sex with her! [sex][50]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:09:28 AM EDT
Sent a letter to her at her unit in Alaska (1992). Was on homebrewed "American Communist Party" letterhead (same with return address on envelope), used a buddy's postage machine instead of a stamp. Letter thanked her for her contributions and active support. Said to keep working for the true communist Utopia that America will one day be, etc... (I copied the text from some left-wing radical groups' thank you letters). Don Out
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:13:05 AM EDT
This wasn't my ex, but I was on the team that accomplished the big "FU!" A buddy of mine, while living in base housing at MCAS Yuma, was sent TDY for 10 months to Okinawa. While he was gone, his wife went into heat and banged everything she could get under and around. Upon his return, another friend and I took him aside and told him, as it was fairly common knowledge and he'd hear sooner or later anyway. He wanted concrete, incontrovertible proof, so I went into phone dude mode and installed a voice-activated recorder in a box on the back of their house. It turned out that she had a boyfriend in San Diego now, and spent hours on the phone talking to her friend about how hard and thoroughly he was putting it to her, sparing no details. She told her barely-keeping-it-together husband that she was going to San Diego shopping that Saturday, and he smiled gamely as she drove away. My buddy Nick and I pulled up in a Ryder truck and we emptied that house of every stick of furniture and thread of sheets and towels. Every dish and fork, every tube of toothpaste and bar of soap. After unloading it at the storage place he had rented, we got him moved into my buddy's spare room, then sat down and edited about 20 hours of tape down to a "Greatest Hits" hour and mailed one to her parents. She returned, went apeshit, got served w/divorce papers, got escorted off base by the MPs who scraped off her base sticker, and lost custody of their son. It's a beautiful thing.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:41:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: This wasn't my ex, but I was on the team that accomplished the big "FU!" A buddy of mine, while living in base housing at MCAS Yuma, was sent TDY for 10 months to Okinawa. While he was gone, his wife went into heat and banged everything she could get under and around. Upon his return, another friend and I took him aside and told him, as it was fairly common knowledge and he'd hear sooner or later anyway. He wanted concrete, incontrovertible proof, so I went into phone dude mode and installed a voice-activated recorder in a box on the back of their house. It turned out that she had a boyfriend in San Diego now, and spent hours on the phone talking to her friend about how hard and thoroughly he was putting it to her, sparing no details. She told her barely-keeping-it-together husband that she was going to San Diego shopping that Saturday, and he smiled gamely as she drove away. My buddy Nick and I pulled up in a Ryder truck and we emptied that house of every stick of furniture and thread of sheets and towels. Every dish and fork, every tube of toothpaste and bar of soap. After unloading it at the storage place he had rented, we got him moved into my buddy's spare room, then sat down and edited about 20 hours of tape down to a "Greatest Hits" hour and mailed one to her parents. She returned, went apeshit, got served w/divorce papers, got escorted off base by the MPs who scraped off her base sticker, and lost custody of their son. It's a beautiful thing.
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God forgives you don´t, eh ? [:D] [b]That really was beautiful[/b]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:42:04 AM EDT
Well, here's a couple PG-rated ones... 1. Girl I dated for 3-4 months in college. Broke up, she proceeds to go home with like 6 guys in 2 weeks. Comes up to me at a party all friendly and wanted to talk. I told her to f&*k off. She acted all surprised and like she didn't understand. Let's just say she ended up crying and running home in front of 200 people when I was done. Normally I take no pleasure in such things, but she more than asked for it. 2. More recent one that I dated for about 1 year. I ended up calling around and borrowing a buddy's pickup so I could return EVERYTHING she had ever given me (including me desk). On her front porch. Bet she had fun moving all that crap.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:51:38 AM EDT
Which time? First marriage of ten years ended w/ the b#tch cheating on me................all I did there was tell her whole family about that and turn off all the electric to her house in the middle of summer (avg. temp 90-100). Figure it took her at least one miserable night to figure out how to fix that...maybe some ruined food as well. I did have to work hard to eliminate the visions I kept having of seeing her house explode in my rear view mirror as I drove away but I decided not to put my "abilities" to use on her. Lucky her. Smarter me. This time, not much really..............marriage ended because the whole world (including me) was prejudiced against her son who was God's gift to mankind and never ever deserved to get yelled at, punished or otherwise corrected for his arrogance, disrespect, ill-temper, hurtful attitude and general "in your face A**hole personality" Although, his mother knew and admitted he did all these things. Go figure! Oh sure, I told her all that but to no avail. Sad really because they had it good............it took a lot on my part to take on a husbandless woman and a fatherless child and to love them both like I did. For the most part I just quietly walked away and left them in their misery. Now, I only need to rediscover my own identity as for 4 years it has been that of servant.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 6:57:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By X--Kill: This time, not much really..............marriage ended because the whole world (including me) was prejudiced against her son who was God's gift to mankind and never ever deserved to get yelled at, punished or otherwise corrected for his arrogance, disrespect, ill-temper, hurtful attitude and general "in your face A**hole personality" Although, his mother knew and admitted he did all these things. Go figure!
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Amazing. This is exactly what happened to two of my best friends in the last couple of years.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:09:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:11:26 AM EDT
The last difficult break up I went through ended when I stopped by her house on my way to work one morning and found her in bed with a "friend" from her college. No clothes on, and of course, "[b]nothing happened[/b]". She informed me that she was breaking it off ,(she kinda beat me to the punch...) and was leaving that morning to spend a week with her new "friend". "We'll be gone when you get off work, so just swing by, pick up your stuff and leave your key on the table on the way out. There's no reason this has to get ugly", she said. ([b]WTF???[/b]) So, I took the higher rode. I walked away, stopped back after work & picked up my belongings, and on the way out I left my key on the table. (Right after I rubbed Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation in the crotch of every pair of panties in her dresser. Isn't that what the "pink" stands for?) 2 weeks later I get a call: "I thought you ought to know that I've developed this itch... Doctor's trying to figure out what it is...." Me: "Are you sure you didn't get that from your new friend?" [0:)]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:13:58 AM EDT
Not what HAVE I done, but what will I do? I always figured that the Halloween after I make my last child support payment I'll leave a "present" on the ex's front porch. You know, the burning grocery bag full of runny cow dung. [:D] She should know better than to stomp it but I'd bet she does it anyway. Her new husband I'm sure will know better, he's a pretty okay guy from Iowa. I'll probably hire a couple of high school kids to do the deed. That way I can put in a public apperance else where. Haven't done anything yet to "get even." The kid lives behind enemy lines, doncha know.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:15:41 AM EDT
My Ex is a money hungry tramp who came to see me shortly after she left with my ex-best friend, ex-dog, ex-furniture, etc. while I was at Ranger School. Well, I took her to a hotel, screwed the shit out of her, and then left $50 cash on the nightstand as I snuck out the door. Did I forget to mention that the hotel was 20 miles outside of town and she didnt have a car? Ranger Out
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:18:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By brouhaha: It wasn't my ex, but it was a (girl) friend's...he broke up with her pretty harshly, and the bastard didnt even have the guts to do it in person...he called her up one night...COLLECT! Well, this guy had just got a brand spanking new Ford F-250 and had jacked it up. We proceeded to slash his big-ass tires, pour Tink's Fox urine in his AC vents, bust his windows, strip his lug nuts, and take a sledgehammer to his Rancho shocks. The Tink's alone is enough to make him wanna sell that truck... [:D] My friend felt better, so I did too [0:)]
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Hahaha. There was a girl locally that broke up with her boyfriend at the bar a few years ago. She went out side and slashed both right side tires on his lifted and big tired Toyota pickup. That sucker fell over on it's side when the tires went down. [:D] [:D] Flop!!!
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:21:10 AM EDT
All I ever did was tell the truth about the failed relationship. Never had anyone challenge what I said, and that includes my EX.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:53:04 AM EDT
Daaaaay-aaaam! After reading all that, I have to conclude that I am not half as ornery as I thought...pretty law-abiding too! I'm gonna go dig up my halo and polish it up and start wearing it again! [shock]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 7:57:47 AM EDT
Hey .... I just found my exwifes Visa card ... 4758 6958 7364 5748 ... exp.09/03 ... baaahahahaha
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:01:06 AM EDT
Simply denying them the pleasure of my company has always semed punishment enough. They will spend the rest of their lives futiley trying to find someone who can give them orgasms of the intensity, duration, and number that I gave them.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:04:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SexualChocolate:
Originally Posted By dogsdad: I told her the truth about her (they weren't MINE, they were here ex's) boys---that they were a couple of worthless slugs that weren't worth killin'...and that they got those traits from her. [rocket]
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Subtle
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S.C., loud gasping, choking noises that somewhat resemble laughter !
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:07:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Major-Murphy: Her little sister AND her best friend.
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And might I offer my heart-felt "Well Done?"
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:09:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dbrowne1: Well, here's a couple PG-rated ones... 2. More recent one that I dated for about 1 year. I ended up calling around and borrowing a buddy's pickup so I could return EVERYTHING she had ever given me (including me desk). On her front porch. Bet she had fun moving all that crap.
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You should have returned everything broken or smashed. [:)]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:19:23 AM EDT
I stopped renewing her membership in the San Diego Zoological Society.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:34:33 AM EDT
[b]I married her best friend...[/b] [b]...and I'm still married to her,,,[/b] [size=6]YOU B*TCH!!![/size=6] [BD]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:44:49 AM EDT
Let's see... I was a callous arsehole when she came back, crying after gettiing knocked-up by a married coworker 25 years her senior. He wouldn't pay child support yet wouldn't let her move back to her hometown. My advise? Give him the child to raise and leave town. I'm cold... The next one before that? Grudge match for time's sake. Finished like they do in those movies with horrible music ;-0. Before that? Well, that female dog dumped ME over the phone. I had her dismissed from her job. Before that? That wench moved in with me because she couldn't keep two pennies in her pockets. She thought that shagging the bossman (married but not to her) was acceptable method of raises. I madeit know to her coworkers of the affair...then she tries to lock me out of MY HOUSE during lunch! I break in, finding the situation and asking bossman if he knows the number to his wife and mother of their 4 kids. Then proceed to call...he wanted me to call the police but it isn't breaking and entry when its your house and I could legally shoot him. But he wasn't armed...I felt sorry for the guy.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 8:47:42 AM EDT
I moved out and made her start paying half of everything. She only worked part time and at a very low paying job. She had to get $ from friends, parents, etc... being from a well-off family, this was a pretty big slap in the face (but she never tried to get another job or a better paying one before we got the house sold and she moved).
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:01:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/14/2002 9:19:38 AM EDT by Cereal-Killer]
All of my break-ups but one were pretty civil. If they know when to go away, I don't need to waste the energy on them. The bad one I had no business being with in the first place. And I never would have stayed with her as long as I did if she wasn't such a dirty bitch that did anything I wanted. She had been a recovering alcoholic, and couldn't go near the stuff. If she smelled alcohol on someone's breath, she got unbearably hungry for it. One day she blew up at me for no reason, destroyed anything of mine she could get her hands on, tried to get me fired, and left dozens of nasty messages on my home and work lines. I guess it was one of those "Does her love me" tests. So I left a couple of bottles of Vodka on her porch. The messages stopped, and I heard from one of her friends she was drinking again.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 9:45:42 AM EDT
My ex of six years to whom I was engaged at the time left to marry some two time with his third stretch on the way wife batterer who convinced her to 1. keep the ring I had given her. 2. pay for the marrage license and the dress she wore with My visa card.And 3. try to take my truck I had just spent 4 years paying for. The ring I had bought through a friend of mine who deals in fine jewlery and diamonds He convinced her that regualar cleanings kept the stone from getting dingy --and lo and behold the "cleaned" stone looked as clear as "glass" the next time she came in. I contested the charges on my Visa card and almost got the marriage licence pulled but they managed to get that worked out somehow --dirtball must knocked over a liquor store. As for the truck I was able to prove to DMV that my sig had been forged on the title and had her charged with felony forgery but she did not show--as far as I know the warrant is still outstanding as is the theft report on her celica (I bought it for her) which is still on blocks and tarped in her dad's yard. I dont consider any of this cruel as she brought it on herself -- Sam Kinison mode on-- BY BEING A LYING CHEATING STEALING SLUTTY WHORE DEVIL FROM HELLL!-- Sam Kinison mode off-- and she always knew what I was capable of. I also got into fight with her father in a NYTel garage after work one day as she apparently told him I had dumped her. After we were broken up by our co-workers I told him loudly what kind of whorebag his daughter was. He transfered to another work assingnment after that-- heard he didnt speak to her at all for a few years. My pearents sued hers for the wedding expenses they had already incured. BTW I changed my residence and got a new phone number and watch all of my accounts and credit info like a hawk becuase of her cause she knew too much personal info about me. Oh and I made sure she found out I f---ed Her best friend a few months after and that her friend LOVED it.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:17:59 AM EDT
I love these stories. I loathe people who lie, cheat, and steal. F 'em.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 11:24:18 AM EDT
I abase myself before the altar of your hateful geniuses. [devil][b][size=5]I'M NOT WORTHY!![/size=5][/b][devil]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:00:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: This wasn't my ex, but I was on the team that accomplished the big "FU!" A buddy of mine, while living in base housing at MCAS Yuma, was sent TDY for 10 months to Okinawa. While he was gone, his wife went into heat and banged everything she could get under and around. Upon his return, another friend and I took him aside and told him, as it was fairly common knowledge and he'd hear sooner or later anyway. He wanted concrete, incontrovertible proof, so I went into phone dude mode and installed a voice-activated recorder in a box on the back of their house. It turned out that she had a boyfriend in San Diego now, and spent hours on the phone talking to her friend about how hard and thoroughly he was putting it to her, sparing no details. She told her barely-keeping-it-together husband that she was going to San Diego shopping that Saturday, and he smiled gamely as she drove away. My buddy Nick and I pulled up in a Ryder truck and we emptied that house of every stick of furniture and thread of sheets and towels. Every dish and fork, every tube of toothpaste and bar of soap. After unloading it at the storage place he had rented, we got him moved into my buddy's spare room, then sat down and edited about 20 hours of tape down to a "Greatest Hits" hour and mailed one to her parents. She returned, went apeshit, got served w/divorce papers, got escorted off base by the MPs who scraped off her base sticker, and lost custody of their son. It's a beautiful thing.
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Now THAT is a great lesson for all of our young warriors out there. Your experience has all of the finest parts of the best paradigms in warfare! -A detailed and executable plan. -Concentration of force: All available buddies to help execute the plan -Speed and maneuver warfare -Superb intel gathering and analysis plan -Outstanding Operational Security (OPSEC) -Outstanding mission execution and followup analysis WELL DONE!!! This mission ought to be required reading at the Quantico Officer's Basic course and at the War College. [;D]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:07:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LWilde: Now THAT is a great lesson for all of our young warriors out there. Your experience has all of the finest parts of the best paradigms in warfare! -A detailed and executable plan. -Concentration of force: All available buddies to help execute the plan -Speed and maneuver warfare -Superb intel gathering and analysis plan -Outstanding Operational Security (OPSEC) -Outstanding mission execution and followup analysis WELL DONE!!! This mission ought to be required reading at the Quantico Officer's Basic course and at the War College. [;D]
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Yes Sir, thank you, Sir. We put the full SMEAC smackdown on the dirty little whore.
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:31:00 PM EDT
Hmmmm, I may have something in the works before long. I'm thinking something is up with my wife. She's cheated 1 time before, I thought it was just a 1 time deal, she was 22 at the time. You know, telling me she needs to work late, then I call to say HI and her coworkers say she left hours ago. Gets furious when ever I ask where she has been today. Flips off the computer screen every time I walk into the room. Not very compasionate (sex). Oh well, there's always the AR15.com family [^]
Link Posted: 1/14/2002 12:34:17 PM EDT
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