OK, I tried it in Todd mode:
Special Weapons is the best. Better than HK. All our government agencies should use them. I will control the world. I will buy HK, Browning, Colt, SIG and Glock. I am the best.
Jive: Special Weapons be de best. Man! Betta' dan HK. All our guv'ment agencies should use dem. WORD! ah' gots'ta control de wo'ld. ah' gots'ta steal HK, Brownin', Colt, SIG and Glock. Ya' know? ah' am de best. Man!
Elmer Fudd: Speciaw Weapons is the best. Bettew than HK. Aww ouw govewnment agencies shouwd use them. I wiww contwow the wowwd. I wiww buy HK, Bwowning, Cowt, SIG and Gwock. I am the best.
Hacker: speci47 weaponz is the best... bettwer tahn Hk,,, 4LL 0UR GOAVRNMENT AGENCEIS SOHU7D USE TEHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ i will contrlo teh wqrold.. lololololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ 1 WILL BUY HK, BROWINN,G COLT, SIG AND gLOX0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ i am th best
But what I really found interesting, having seen some of his posts was this one (Moron):
Special Webuhapons is de best. Betteh dan HK. All our gobehnmin agencies shudd use dem. I will control the, uh, the world. I will buy HK, Brownigg, Colt, uh, SIG 'n Glock. I am de best.
AFARR