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Posted: 1/11/2002 12:08:53 PM EDT
I am going to stock up charmin.... just because shtf don't mean my ass has to pay the price. What about you guys?
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 12:14:14 PM EDT
scott even when its not hittin the fan
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 12:17:56 PM EDT
I thought SHTF toilet paper was paper, fiat-currency.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 12:21:12 PM EDT
[b]Cottonelle with Ripples[/b] It leaves me: 1. Clean in a Crowd 2. Fresh Among Friends 3. Clearly Confident Because my ass deserves only the best.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 12:23:03 PM EDT
Charmin two-ply, my butt deserves the best
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 12:28:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2002 12:32:09 PM EDT by ultima-ratio]
You guys are definitively nuts. Love that! [whacko]
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 1:45:10 PM EDT
Pine cones or big oak leaves.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 1:48:11 PM EDT
If it's already hit the fan, I recommend Brawny.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 1:57:32 PM EDT
Use the hand thats not dominant.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 2:13:29 PM EDT
Brawnie the quicker picker upper. Because if S ever hit the F, I will have to hose off the fan and clean up the wall.
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 2:19:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2002 2:24:20 PM EDT by colinjay]
ok, i kid you not i have a huge surplus of.... you guessed it SAND PAPER! if the S ever HTF then i'd be forced out of necessity to use frickin' SAND PAPER!!! at least i'd get to use the smooth side on the first go round! [:O] hmmm, they give away stale soft flour tortillas at the local shops, hmmmmm... [moon]
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 2:22:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By colinjay: ok, i kid you not i have a huge surplus of.... you guessed it SAND PAPER! if the S ever HTF then i'd be forced out of necessity to use frickin' SAND PAPER!!! at least i'd get to use the smooth side on the first go round! [:O] hmmm, they give away stale soft flour tortillas at the loacl shops, hmmmmm... [moon]
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Ouch!
Link Posted: 1/11/2002 2:26:29 PM EDT
heeehee dookie jokes are funny heeheee [:o)]
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 9:34:38 PM EDT
You ever need to sit in france? you get crepe paper.... As to WTSHTF? The yellow pages would be better than crepe paper... no wonder they are wierd......
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 9:43:59 PM EDT
Well, you could always scoot your butt acrouse the grass like a dog. medcop
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 9:54:07 PM EDT
If you buy charmin you are just getting big rolls of air. The better course is to get Marathon brand from Costco. The rolls are dense and have much more paper per roll than Charmin. Phone books work when there is no more tp.
Link Posted: 1/13/2002 10:00:59 PM EDT
A stick, the last thing I am going to be worried about if the SHTF, is the condition of my asshole. All neccessary body functions will be altered to comply with given situation. A former Marine sniper once told me he had to shit himself for 3 days, so as not be compromised while in the hide., You gots to do what you gots to do. waterdog
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