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Posted: 1/7/2002 1:39:47 PM EDT
"That restaurant is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore."- Yogi Berra
"Women are like elephants. I like to look at them but I wouldn't want to own one."- WC Fields "A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground."- Abraham Lincoln "T'was a woman who drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her."- WC Fields "I always keep a supply of liquor handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy." WC Fields |
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"Two-thirds of baseball success comes from good pitching. The same goes for good hitting."- Yogi Berra
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Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry's greatest hits are always good. Let's start with a classic: "B!tch set me up!"
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"I did NOT have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski" - Bill Clinton
"the President has denied these allegations on all counts, unequivocally.... The real story here, for anybody willing to tell it and write about it and explain it, is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president. When all this is put into context... some folks are going to have a lot to answer for" - Hillary Clinton "We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans" - Bill Clinton "Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal" - Janet Reno "I stand in support of this common sense legislation to license everyone who wishes to purchase a gun" - Hillary Clinton "I hope we will come together as a nation and do whatever it takes to keep guns away from people who have no business with them." - Hillary Clinton |
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"You are better off playing it conservative," my chem-lab instructor.
So true, so true. |
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"im a statitican proffersot i teach people to lie" one of my friends instructers
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"The Government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a healthy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan |
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[B]I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY[/B] [BEER] |
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Your starting to sound reasonable. Time to up my medication - Author unknown.
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Spiro Agnew:
"In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism." "If you tell me hippies and yippies are going to be able to do the job of helping America, I'll tell you this: They can't run a bus; they can't serve in a government office; they can't run a lathe in a factory. All they can do is lay down in the park and sleep or kick policemen." -- September 2, 1968. "I find it hard to believe that the way to run the world has been revealed to a minority of pushy youngsters and middle-aged malcontents." -- October 9, 1973. "The student now goes to college to proclaim rather than to learn. A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals." -- October 18, 1973 "For millions of Americans, the network reporter who covers a continuing issue, like ABM or civil rights, becomes in effect the presiding judge in a national trial by jury... I am asking whether a form of censorship exists when the news that 40 million Americans receive each night [with its] instant analysis and querulous criticism is determined by a handful of men responsible only to their corporate employers and filtered through a handful of commentators who admit their own set of biases." -- November 3, 1973. "Ultraliberalism today translates into a whimpering isolationism in foreign policy, a mulish obstructionism in domestic policy, and a pusillanimous pussyfooting on the critical issue of law 'n' order." -- September 10, 1973. |
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"Emergency is a state of mind. If you don't THINK you are in an emergency, you're not."
-My boss. |
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"An intellectual is an individual educated beyond his intelligence."
Robert Anson Heinlein "Unless you are about to kill him, never kick a man in the testicles. Not even symbolically. Especially not symbolically." Robert Anson Heinlein - "Friday" "To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child." Cicero "It may be necessary to kill a man, but to incarcerate him bestroys both his dignity and yours." Robert Anson Heinlein "The ultimate game show would be one where the losing contestant was killed." Chuck Barris, Game show creator and MC of The Gong Show FFZ |
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Quoted: Spiro Agnew: "In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism." "If you tell me hippies and yippies are going to be able to do the job of helping America, I'll tell you this: They can't run a bus; they can't serve in a government office; they can't run a lathe in a factory. All they can do is lay down in the park and sleep or kick policemen." -- September 2, 1968. View Quote I'm a young guy, and I haven't bothered to learn an awful lot about him, but dang I'm really starting to like Mr. Agnew. |
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Quoted: "im a statitican proffersot i teach people to lie" one of my friends instructers View Quote "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics."-Mark Twain |
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"Indecision may, or may not be my problem" -Jimmy Buffett-
"When working, If you have one boy, you have a whole boy, if you have two boys, you have half a boy, if you have three boys, you ain't got no boy at all" -My pops- Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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A bird in the hand's
worth 2 in the bush. But if in that bush a maiden should be - One bush in the hand's worth [u]three[/u] in the tree. -Dad |
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Quoted: Quoted: "im a statitican proffersot i teach people to lie" one of my friends instructers View Quote "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics."-Mark Twain View Quote Actually, Benjamin Disraeli said that... I always thought it was Twain, too, until just recently. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "im a statitican proffersot i teach people to lie" one of my friends instructers View Quote "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics."-Mark Twain View Quote Actually, Benjamin Disraeli said that... I always thought it was Twain, too, until just recently. View Quote Thanks, I stand corrected. Here's one to make up for it: "I [i]have[/i] gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico, and I had her father's permission..." - William Shatner, [i]"I Am A Canadian"[/i] |
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"...the oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash and spends his life running on rails that society has laid down for him."
-Umm...I'm not sure if I should say...you figure out who wrote it... |
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Here are some I have with no attributions for:
[center]I can only please one person per day[/center] [center]Today is not your day.[/center] [center]Tomorrow isn't looking good either[/center] View Quote The only thing worse than knee-jerk conservatism is knee-jerk liberalism. At least with knee-jerk conservatism, you know what the problems will be after you take their advice. View Quote Ignorance may not be bliss, but most of the ignorant cannot define the difference. View Quote Here's one I can attribute: The future is already here. It just isn't evenly distributed. [i]Author William Gibson[/i] View Quote |
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"The trigger of a gun is like a woman, you don't pull it, you squeeze it."
My Dad 1966 |
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"Cheating is academic socialism. You're giving something to someone who doesn't work and deserve it." My 10th grade biology teacher.
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[b]"Marriage is like a business partnership, find someone who has the attributes you want and the marriage will last"[/b]---My Father
Sgt(goingon17yearsmarriage)ar15 |
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Quoted: "I don't drink water-fish fuc# in it." W.C. Fields. View Quote What college did you graduate from ?? [smoke] |
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"In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's just one of the risks he takes." -Adlai Stevenson
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." -Mark Twain "My fellow Americans, I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan, about to go on the air for a radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on "The other day, someone told me the difference between a democracy and a people's democracy. It's the same difference between a jacket and a straitjacket." - Ronald Reagan, Remarks at Human Rights Day event, December 10, 1986 "One man with a gun can control 100 without one. ... Make mass searches and hold executions for found arms." - V.I. Lenin "Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15." - Attributed to Ronald Reagan "Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. To secure peace, securely and happiness, the rifle and the pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that is good." - George Washington "Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal." -Janet Reno "Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed." -Sara Brady, Chairman, Handgun Control Inc, to Sen. Howard Metzanbaum, The National Educator, Volume 25 #8, January 1994, Page 3 (source) "Gun control has cleared the way for seven major genocides since 1915, in which governments gone bad murdered 56,000,000 persons, including millions of children." - Aaron Zelman of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership "The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. [b]We[/b] are the president." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents "If we are going to save a generation of young people, our children must know they will face bad consequences for criminal behavior. Sadly, too many youths are not getting that message. Our juvenile justice system must say to our children: We love you, but we are going to hold you accountable for your actions." George W. Bush, Governor of Texas [url]http://james.geekpad.org/?page=quotations[/url] "What's funny is that average seems to be much, much closer to stupid than it is to genius." --unknown "In theory, theory is the same as practice. But not in practice." "If your girlfriend is one in a million, there are six just like her in Chicago." "Why is it that 'lactose intolerant' sounds so evil and wrong but 'ethnic cleansing' sounds so clean and healthy?" "It's hard not to be arrogant when natural selection keeps selecting me." --[b]ME[/b] "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." --bumper sticker "People talk about changing the world through science, but we're not changing the world through science. Really, we're just giving monkeys better weapons." |
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
and child. " - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - J. Danforth Quayle, Author "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." - Vice President Dan Quayle "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." - Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88 "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." - Vice President Dan Quayle "I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future." - Vice President Dan Quayle "The future will be better tomorrow." - Vice President Dan Quayle "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Vice President Dan Quayle "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89 |
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I'm a young guy, and I haven't bothered to learn an awful lot about him, but dang I'm really starting to like Mr. Agnew. View Quote LMAO! You definitely need to learn about Spiro Agnew. That'll cure you of your admiration for him. |
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"In America, people worry too much about their rights and not enough about their obligations."
-Ong Teng Cheong, Former President of the Republic of Singapore commenting on the 16 year old American born turd who was going to be whipped for vandalizing cars. [^] [^] [^] [^] [^] [^] I like it, because in my mind, it can be easily applied to any typical liberal anti-gun advocate. |
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"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." --bumper sticker - Dark Helmet
I have already asked forgiveness for laughing at this. Laughing hard. Laughing very hard. |
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