Here's my list:
5 y.o. Reattachment of 3rd finger L hand, BB gun accident - (don't tell my mom).
7 y.o. Fx R wrist, horseback incident.
12y.o. Lacerated liver w/ sugery, railroad tie catching incident.
13y.o. Fx 3 ribs on R side, horseback incident.
17y.o. Tore tendons, ligaments and cartiledge in R knee, football.
22y.o. Emergency Appendectomy.
23y.o. Avulsion Fx R thumb, skiing.
23y.o. Tore ACL in R knee, got to have 5 surgeries from that one, skiing.
25y.o. Fx skull, softball.
26y.o. R shoulder surgery 2 times, softball.
29y.o. R testicle removal, cancer.
31y.o. R ankle reconstruction surgery, golf.
32y.o. L knee ACL reconstruction, skiing.
33y.o. Brain surgery, hydroencephalopathy.
So now I've got a desk job and shoot and ride MX and play golf for fun. Oxycontin during recovery and 800 mg. Motrin for day to day arthritis are the only ways to go.
My wife says that I am accident prone but I think I am 'caution-challenged'.