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Posted: 1/1/2002 1:42:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/1/2002 1:58:06 PM EDT
Maximus, bring forth the mighty steeds and harness them that we may go forth and break down doors and burn out the peasants who think they should own weapons !!! or You move-----I,m not moving---well I,m not moving-----Hey sarge, kowalski won't let me by so I can get to Krispy Kreme!!!
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:17:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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Well......It`s better than the POGO STICK idea!............[spank]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:19:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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"You look REALLY STUPID in that helmet"..................[stick]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:20:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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These should really help us take the Shriners this year.
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:26:49 PM EDT
"You guys let another wheelchair get away? That's it, you're back on bicycles."
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 2:31:49 PM EDT
C'mon, let's go get some donuts!
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 3:49:04 PM EDT
"All I want is my two front teef."
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 3:55:59 PM EDT
Mall Ninja's on Big Wheels.
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 4:02:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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Unveiled today, the new motorized "Cock And Balls."
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 4:09:12 PM EDT
Did "these guys" by any chance tell you when we could trade back for our patrol cars, O'Riley?
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 4:28:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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Dammit! I never thought I'd get demoted to the Meter Maid Motor Pool.
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:18:29 PM EDT
Aggie.....lmao....[:)]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:22:39 PM EDT
Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:29:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2002 5:30:11 PM EDT by lionhntr]
Man, them skateboarders ain't gonna have sh*t on us, check out my Hawk900 nosegrinding roastbeef move. Hey Kawalski, where are we gonna mount the lights on these babies?
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:46:54 PM EDT
"So, when do we get the helmet propellers?"
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 6:14:28 PM EDT
From Jerry Bruckheimer, the genius behind such films as Armageddon, and The Rock. Los Angeles, 2009. A new breed of criminals has surfaced, unleashing a relentless wave of terror on the helpless citizens. Frightened, they turned to the police... Unable to handle this onslaught the LAPD, reaching back into history, developed a new way of combating this evil. A crack unit specially designed for rapid response, with unconventional tactics, to fight an unconventional foe. This summer, Anchor Bay films will take you on a ride you'll never forget...with some of the bravest and most reckless cops ever to wear the badge. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Tom Arnold, Leonardo Di Caprio, and Sandra Bullock. They are the key.... KEYSTONE COPS! This movie has not yet been rated.
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 9:55:03 PM EDT
"Don't ask where the shotgun rack is"
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 9:58:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2002 9:59:01 PM EDT by The_Macallan]
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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Hey, aren't you Richard Jewell?
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 10:09:51 PM EDT
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] "With the realization that Cops really do love donuts...They have been forced to equip officers that can't run anymore with these portable Mobile units.Some of the units come standard with a basket in the front that perfectly holds one box of one dozen donuts and a large coffee."
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 11:07:42 PM EDT
"Civilians should be banned from owning guns and these things."
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 1:09:44 AM EDT
"That Dale007 sure knows how to market" "Now what are we supposed to do with these things?"
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 1:37:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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Hey, aren't you Richard Jewell?
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He, he, he.... ...and it looks like the Jewel twins are goin' out on twinki patrol.
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 7:03:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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"Hey Moe...with all this top weight....what keeps these things from fallin over?"........"It`s the gyros you idiot....now...take that stupid helmet off!"
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 7:09:49 AM EDT
Bob, if you don't get some of that weight off of you then we are going to have to make you WALK the beat like the old days.
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 7:11:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
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Hey guys! It stopped moving, I think I've exceeded its weight limit.
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