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Posted: 12/30/2001 2:10:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2001 2:25:38 AM EDT by douglas]
A friend in Norwalk,CT writes: By the way, there was a cute little article about some "Reindeer Molesters" that were on the front page of the Norwalk Citizen News this week. [url]http://www.norwalkcitizen-news.com[/url] Apparently, two Norwalk teens and two kids from the Bridgeport/Stratford area have been running around and vandelizing Christmas decorations on people's front lawns. What makes it really interesting is... (are you sitting down?) ...they video taped themselves (no,I'm not kidding) and also simulated having uh...intimate relations...er with said reindeer. Being the pragmatic person I am, I am most curious as to what kind of reindeer these fools were assaulting: wire and Christmas lights, plastic inflatibles, real ones???? Anyway, the kicker of the entire story was that copies of the said video were made by the police and forwarded to the West Haven and Milford police in case they have uh,.... similar cases, or so they say. I thought I'd mention it just in case you have reindeer on your lawn. One might want to be aware... fore-warned is fore-armed, right??? I'm sure that the parents of these fools are just thrilled to see their sons names on the front page of the newspaper. Great New Year's gift! [b]Dear Ms. S.,[/b] Yes, I've been following this situation closely, and am fully prepared for other attacks. THESE HEATHEN SHALL NOT PREVAIL ! I am on watch ( day and night, night and day, 24/7 ) for these ugly roving hoards of reindeer molesters, and am guarding all neighborhood reindeer (with in view) from this window. My Bushmaster AR-15 (a semi automatic U.S. Army look-a-like rifle) is loaded* and at the ready to defend "reindeer honor". LOL ! [;)] I crack myself up ! [:)] On the other hand, I pity anyone who reads the above "seriously". *Remember: ALL guns ARE loaded ALL THE TIME Regards, ~ Douglas in CT
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