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Posted: 12/25/2001 7:24:41 PM EDT
Bedridden, wheelchair bound? Do you read Crappy,action/adventure paperbacks? does UPS come to your house? I need to talk to you!

(No,house arrest doesnt count!)
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 7:31:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2001 7:33:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Do mental invalids count??
To find those, you must log onto Hangun Control Inc's website!! LOL!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 7:33:09 PM EDT
[#3]
I got a real bad cold.  Close enough?
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 7:34:55 PM EDT
[#4]
? What the f&*^?
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 7:35:41 PM EDT
[#5]
I spend the better part of my life in my Lazy-Boy recliner, but I'm not an invalid, just sorry as Hell!!   ONE THOUSAND POSTS!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 9:17:51 PM EDT
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What a wierd question [%|] [;)]
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Heres a weird one for ya! Where in the discription of an assualt weapon does it say that it must be full auto?
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 9:19:07 PM EDT
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I am not valid!?!?!
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 9:21:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2001 9:38:39 PM EDT
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Bedridden, wheelchair bound? Do you read Crappy,action/adventure paperbacks? does UPS come to your house? I need to talk to you!

(No,house arrest doesnt count!)
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Sounds like he's trying to do a favor for someone who's a shut-in and could use some potboilers.
Link Posted: 12/25/2001 9:40:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2001 9:56:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2001 11:03:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:19:44 AM EDT
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Does a lifetime of being invalid to womenz count?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 5:30:56 AM EDT
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Heres a weird one for ya! Where in the discription of an assualt weapon does it say that it must be full auto?
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The first actual "[b]assault weapon[/b]" was full-auto by design and was actually called the [b]Assault Weapon[/b] or [b]Sturmgewehr[/b] before translation.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 6:24:05 AM EDT
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Bedridden, wheelchair bound? Do you read Crappy,action/adventure paperbacks? does UPS come to your house? I need to talk to you!

(No,house arrest doesnt count!)
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I have two more boxes of my own paper backs to get rid of !
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 7:23:37 AM EDT
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 You have one here.  Not chairbound, just unable to do much.  Email me for UPS addy.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 7:28:29 AM EDT
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I'm sort of a self-made invalid right now......I'm into week three of military leave.....and I'm finally lazy.........One week from now I'll again be running around with my head cut off though - if thats any consolation to those working :)
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:27:28 PM EDT
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I didn't think soldiers ran around too much after their heads were cut off.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:33:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/27/2001 6:46:45 AM EDT
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I am paralyzed from the waist down but do not consider myself an "invalid".
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 7:53:41 AM EDT
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I spend the better part of my life in my Lazy-Boy recliner, but I'm not an invalid, just sorry as Hell!!   ONE THOUSAND POSTS!!!!!!
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