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Posted: 12/23/2001 12:55:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 1:00:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 1:05:51 AM EDT
Reuters- Yasir Arafat, seen here today at the latest rounds of peace talks. Was quoted saying, "[size=4]LA,LA,LA,LA,LA,IIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOUUUUUUUU![/size=4] [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 3:46:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2001 3:44:22 AM EDT by theprofessor]
[b]" OK OK I em grabbin' my ass wid both hands."[/b] [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 3:52:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2001 4:05:15 AM EDT by shooterX308]
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
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[b]I swear, his dick was this big! What a TWINK! Such a goat I have never had before![/b]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 3:53:32 AM EDT
[img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img] I'm telling ya, his ears are this friggin' big!
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 5:01:26 AM EDT
shooterX308 beat me to it!!
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 5:09:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2001 5:05:25 AM EDT by kpel308]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 6:16:06 AM EDT
Wait while I take off my mask to prove it. I really am Usama Bin Laden.
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 6:59:12 AM EDT
"You Israeli's know I speak no peace and see no peace now you know I ain't gonna 'HEAR NO PEACE'
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 7:22:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
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"If they aim for my head, I will snatch the bullet out of the air like this.”
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 7:27:12 AM EDT
Oh no were did I park my camel?
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 7:33:39 AM EDT
"Those American donated Israeli missles are too LOUD."
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 9:38:45 AM EDT
Oh, no! Now that Usama is gone, I'm HOME ALONE!! AAAAAAAAHH!
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 10:09:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 10:11:41 AM EDT
Damn this rag is itchy, I knew I should have washed it 10 years ago! [beer]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 11:17:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By QCMGR:
Originally Posted By osprey21: [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
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"If they aim for my head, I will snatch the bullet out of the air like this.”
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Or how about: "Missed me by that much"
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 12:02:25 PM EDT
I am so sick of those Israeli idiots. Peace process this and peace process that....nag, nag, nag! When will they ever learn? I need some f*cking Tylenol Gel Caps.... [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 3:26:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ruckus: Reuters- Yasir Arafat, seen here today at the latest rounds of peace talks. Was quoted saying, "[size=4]LA,LA,LA,LA,LA,IIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOUUUUUUUU![/size=4] [img]us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011216/capt.1008537020mideast_israel_palestinians_axlp110.jpg[/img]
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Dude, that was awesome. I saw that, realized that I couldn't come up with anything better, and decided not to post. Best one so far for sure.
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 3:36:26 PM EDT
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski. I never told anyone to lie, not a single time........
Link Posted: 12/24/2001 9:46:36 AM EDT
"Ick, that's the last time I eat a whole bottle of grape jelly."
Link Posted: 12/24/2001 9:52:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheHappyBlaster: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski. I never told anyone to lie, not a single time........
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"I just can't define "is !"
Link Posted: 12/24/2001 9:52:47 AM EDT
"If I hear that friggin dradel song one more time!"
Link Posted: 12/24/2001 10:00:00 AM EDT
Geesh that mortar fire is getting close.
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