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Posted: 12/22/2001 8:28:37 PM EDT
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Brouhaha, Nice to see you made it back from the party in one piece. Do you remember doing anything you might regret in the morning. Cmon, fess up! And by the way, what in Sam Hill is that thing on your name pic, a horny toad?
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Posted: 12/22/2001 8:30:44 PM EDT
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Nope. Wasn't a party. My friend is a bartender at a nice seafood place. I pay for one drink, and get as many as I can hold. And no, I didn't drive.
Yes, that's a horned frog. The mascot of my Alma Mater, TCU. |
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Posted: 12/22/2001 8:34:00 PM EDT
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Excellent! Vodka and seafood. I like your style. Just remember, "Beer before Liquor=Never sicker; Liquor before Beer=In the clear..." You can now go down a six-pack without any having any qualms.
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Posted: 12/22/2001 8:34:50 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey, there's a beverage here.
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Posted: 12/22/2001 9:18:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Brouhaha, Brouhaha?!
You ok bud? Remember, sleep on your stomach and have a trash can near by (Not a wicker one). Sweet dreams and happy hangover! |
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Posted: 12/22/2001 9:24:36 PM EDT
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not feelin too good, but I'm stil here. I rarely get sick enough to yak, so no worries. BTW, did anybody just see that flying saucer hovering over my apartment? It beamed down a purple alligator, which I think ate my neighbors downstairs. The UFO said "ATF" on the side, should I be worried? And what's the best defense from a 20 foot purple alligator? My HK91? Rem 870? Colt AR? Or should I see if my breath is flammable? I hear Alligators like chickin...should I take it out to KFC?
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Posted: 12/22/2001 9:53:59 PM EDT
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Glad to hear you're ok. Remember when you reach a certain level of drunkness, you become INVINCIBLE! Or was it Invisible. In either case, I suggest you go hand to hand with the gator. Definitely keep the weapons in the safe tonight unless you want a bunch of dings on your nice finishes in the mornins or even a bent barrel. And yes, I think Gators do taste like chicken. If you catch it, you can give that guy with the Purple Bushy receiver a matching set of skins to cover his weapon. And you thought wood furniture was cool. Take care and Happy Holidays! I'm turning in now.
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Posted: 12/23/2001 12:50:23 AM EDT
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This is the view I had upon waking the morning after a recent party.
[img]www.abrosia.com/jokes/images/toomuch.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/23/2001 12:50:33 AM EDT
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All your cirrhosis are belong to us.
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Posted: 12/23/2001 6:00:15 AM EDT
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Every time I've made White Russians they have kicked my a##..............First its Vodka,Milk, and Kahlua ( or Baileys or Kamora)..........Eventually its half vodka, an ounze of milk, and some Kahlua......the mixing process goes to hell after a while. Ever watch a DVD until you see TWO televisions in front of you?!.......Where your eyes are so @#%$#$% that you watch a movie on two screens?.......Its great until the next morning.........Next morning, an empty fifth of Vodka, an empty bottle of Kahlua.......and damn theres still milk left!!
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Posted: 12/23/2001 7:03:46 AM EDT
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Quoted: not feelin too good, but I'm stil here. I rarely get sick enough to yak, so no worries. BTW, did anybody just see that flying saucer hovering over my apartment? It beamed down a purple alligator, which I think ate my neighbors downstairs. The UFO said "ATF" on the side, should I be worried? And what's the best defense from a 20 foot purple alligator? My HK91? Rem 870? Colt AR? Or should I see if my breath is flammable? I hear Alligators like chickin...should I take it out to KFC? Two old WWII submarine sailors once told me that "throwing your Rolex at_______ "(them) was the best response. |
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Posted: 12/23/2001 8:57:28 AM EDT
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Now that I'm sober, I realize that it was just the newspaper boy tossing the Sunday morning newspaper onto my porch. This thing is HUGE! Unfortunately, it's now full of buckshot. I hate vodka.
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Posted: 12/23/2001 3:03:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Possible sequence of events for the night: [beer][>:/][:I][8D][:X*][puke][whacko][:(][sleep] What, no [sex]?? [:(] |
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Posted: 12/23/2001 3:40:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey, there's a beverage here. The wisdom of The Dude. |
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Posted: 12/23/2001 3:52:48 PM EDT
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Why ,yes I do have a drinkind problem........
two hands,one mouth.[whacko] |
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