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Posted: 12/19/2001 8:11:13 PM EDT
[url]http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:16:19 PM EDT
holy s**t that was funny!
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:20:06 PM EDT
In the end- There can only be ONE. [img]http://www.bujinkan.org/graphics/ninja.jpg[/img] Juggernaut
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:20:37 PM EDT
That's it LT you owe me for the time I just wasted looking at what has to be the worst use of computing resources on the [b]entire[/b] internet. What kind of crap are the students at UCLA smoking these days? On a side note, the mall ninja would flip out and kick his ass pretty sweet. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:35:08 PM EDT
LT, You need more to do! Go to the range! But watch out for stalking ninja behind the target stands. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 8:52:41 PM EDT
What you say?
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 11:23:51 PM EDT
Photoshop time.
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 11:30:37 PM EDT
That is some funny ass shit. LOL
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 11:33:40 PM EDT
At least he has good taste in rifles: [img]http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninjagun.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 11:47:16 PM EDT
That site was so sweet I want to crap my pants.
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 11:44:32 AM EDT
That was pretty damn funny, especially considering the source is California and most (if not all) ninja weapons are banned in Kalifornia. That would explain why the ninjas were dancing & playing guitar. All their other toys were taken away....
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 12:17:26 PM EDT
LT where do you find this stuff... LMAO
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 12:27:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2001 12:21:11 PM EDT by NSFJojo]
That was FUNNY! Maybe I should snap a photo of me fliping out. Send it in to them and have my mug posted up there too. Ok, you have my permission to be jealous. [):)] NSF Edit to add quote:
Scene 1: Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends. Scene 2: A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes. END -I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!
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Link Posted: 12/20/2001 1:13:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 1:23:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2001 1:18:49 PM EDT by retrodog]
Why do they have Chinese fighting stars on a Ninja website??? Hmmm... How bogus. But pretty damn good too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 1:28:39 PM EDT
His outfit looks like what the "Heavens Gate"ers were wearing when they ate that pudding.
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 1:51:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo: That was FUNNY! Maybe I should snap a photo of me fliping out. Send it in to them and have my mug posted up there too. Ok, you have my permission to be jealous. [):)] NSF
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Unless, of course, someone already sent him your pic...[}:D] Juggernaut
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 4:51:06 PM EDT
that music was so SWEET! it allmost made me flip out and kick my wife in the chin! i could, like, feel it in my pee-pee! free (like, large ninja) willy
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 4:56:36 PM EDT
Gotta love it. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 11:23:03 PM EDT
Remember these crucial facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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