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Posted: 12/14/2001 2:27:59 PM EDT
Lets take him and feed him to the hogs. I'll even volunter to clean out the pig shit in the pin so that we can send his remains back to his followers
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:38:23 PM EDT
Gee, so hard to choose. Too bad you can only kill him once.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 3:29:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:22:52 PM EDT
Execution of course. Hanging, which is the traditional punishment for our enemies, followed by cremation. Afterwards, his ashes are mixed with lard, shipped to LA and used as lubricant in gay porn films.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:25:04 PM EDT
I think throwing him off of the Sears Tower or Washington Monument would be appropriate. Of course, that's after a fair trial. That shouldn't take over 10 minutes.z
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:27:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2001 5:19:52 PM EDT by akira]
I like the New York drop off. We can call it "the real SURVIVOR". I guess it won't be a very good show since it will last a few seconds. Kinda like a Tyson fight.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:29:08 PM EDT
Send him to Swedon for a complete sex change...make him wait tables in a San Francisco leather bar...and herd Swine on weekends in his burka...as well as a part time job in a Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage slaughter house..
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:31:49 PM EDT
Boil him in lard and then drop his ass on the PLO attached to a 1,000lb bomb.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:37:10 PM EDT
I say drop him off in lower Manhattan. All I ask is a little prior notice and I'll be there.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:45:33 PM EDT
Well, ya know that run with the bulls in Spain every year? I think we should combine the two most popular so far, a run with the pigs through New York - first pig to get to him get him all to itself...
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 6:14:04 PM EDT
Whatever fire team first gets ahold of him, have the PFC rifleman in the team put one in the back of his head, kick his body in a ditch, and move on to the next one.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 11:34:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/15/2001 5:10:50 PM EDT
Tie him up to a post and fly one of those drones filled with fuel and explosives towards him and veer off at the last second . Do this 3 or 4 times and then fly the drone right into him. Or tie him up in a remote control plane and fly him into a building but do it the same as above.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 5:27:24 PM EDT
Death is too easy. He needs to suffer for a LONG time.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 6:02:17 PM EDT
Im in favour of the NY City option, tape it and like someone said, [b]Survivor, NY style[/b]
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 6:25:24 PM EDT
federal pound-me-in-the-ass-prison [sex]
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 7:50:41 PM EDT
I like the NYC idea, but a Daily Show reporter actually had a pretty good idea. Osama should be the first human being we clone. We should clone him over and over again. That way, we could kill him over and over again in all sorts of imaginative ways. There could be enough Osama killing that everyone could get a chance, in their own special way.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 8:14:50 PM EDT
Chain the Original Been Laudanum to Madeline Albright and Janet Reno. Toss this frightening trio onto a desert island. Courtesy of all the hidden TV cameras and mics, the jaded viewers at home can watch the hideous spectacle as "that man's" resolve weakens and those two "womenz" start looking good to him. [puke] [argue] [puke] [argue] [smoke]
Link Posted: 2/17/2002 8:16:28 AM EDT
Why do you want to punish hogs?
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