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Posted: 12/14/2001 1:48:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2001 2:25:40 PM EDT by texastactical]
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Holy Christ!!!!!! Thats too good. LMAO
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 1:57:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 1:58:30 PM EDT
This is even funnier if you notice that at a quick glance your screen name can be mistaken for "Testicle".[:D]
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:03:00 PM EDT
"you can't bring intercourse on the plane!!!!" OMG that's is fing hilarious. if y'all were ian (me) you would think that quote was fantastic. thinking of that quote was the most productive thing i've done all day. i didn't even have to think, it just popped in there. haahahahahahahahhahaahah OffRoad
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:21:12 PM EDT
well, despite all the flak goatboy has recieved here recently, its good to see that he wants posts like this to hang around, but just doesnt want the XXX titles. i can respect that. funny story btw txtactical LMAO change the title so more can share the laugh.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:25:36 PM EDT
The PAIN THE PAIN Damn I am laughing so hard it hurts. What if he changes it to Flaming Sex?
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Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:38:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2001 2:47:40 PM EDT by Keith_J]
That's funny. Almost like my hot pepper incident. Had some "residue" under the nails and got intimate. She got really hot and bothered. Then I did. We both finished. BTW, that was from Habernareo peppers. I can stand them on my tongue but elsewhere and the day after, WATCH OUT!
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:39:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/14/2001 2:31:47 PM EDT by Stormbringer]
Now for the big ( or in your case maybe its small) question. DID YOU AT LEAST FINISH???
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:43:43 PM EDT
Some boards will allow such a title... [:D]
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 3:01:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 3:15:05 PM EDT
pictures! damnit man! we want pictures!!!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 5:44:29 PM EDT
just curious??? where was she till 3am??? [beer]
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 6:16:10 PM EDT
"word to your mother" wraping your rascal may be a good idea.
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Link Posted: 12/15/2001 2:59:55 AM EDT
I wonder why more ex-wives don't do this? Eric The(Nawww!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 8:57:06 AM EDT
If more wives did this there would be fewer exs. [bounce]
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 9:38:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By arbob: If more wives did this there would be fewer exs. [bounce]
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Truer words...
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 11:07:46 AM EDT
Rock and roll.....and here I thought I was the only one whose ex-wife ocasionally made early morning visits like this.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 11:19:02 AM EDT
That is f'ing hilarious. A little late night flaming ex-wife booty call.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 12:04:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TRW: Rock and roll.....and here I thought I was the only one whose ex-wife ocasionally made early morning visits like this.
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My first wife was way better after we were divorced for over a year . . .
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 12:12:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Huero: My first wife was way better after we were divorced for over a year . . .
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... ex-girlfriends are that way too, and remember: no glove no love! They've been out f*****g around too.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 12:28:02 PM EDT
too funny!! Is the shoot still on for this Sunday at Blackhawk?
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Link Posted: 12/17/2001 8:00:25 AM EDT
"We were going at it, and in the middle of it, she yawned and said, "Anyways."
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Link Posted: 12/18/2001 10:33:39 AM EDT
[url]http://mywebpage.netscape.com/texastactical/tx.html[/url]
Link Posted: 12/18/2001 10:41:27 AM EDT
I played the tenor sax in middle school
Link Posted: 12/18/2001 10:45:50 AM EDT
I had a girl's mother walk in while I was on the downstroke. What a buzzkill.
Link Posted: 12/18/2001 10:48:40 AM EDT
Kinda like on Meet the Parents, where Ben Stiller goes "There is only one way to get him down!" and then the dad yells into the room.
Link Posted: 12/18/2001 10:49:12 AM EDT
I had my mother walk in on me and a former girlfriend, talk about a mood killer.
Link Posted: 12/19/2001 6:32:18 AM EDT
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