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Posted: 12/11/2001 11:58:14 PM EDT
......A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Glad Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 4:18:06 AM EDT
Shorter: Two guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks. Adam
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 4:27:43 AM EDT
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face?
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 6:11:01 AM EDT
A cowboy, a rabbi and a pirate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 6:12:15 AM EDT
Shortest: [b]PATRIOT ACT[/b]
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 6:15:08 AM EDT
Remember when you use to blow bubbles as a kid? I saw him last week and he wants to see you again.
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 6:17:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Adam_White: Shorter: Two guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks. Adam
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Link Posted: 12/12/2001 6:20:14 AM EDT
Police officer catches a man speeding. Officer says "If you can give me a BS line as to why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you off the hook." Speeder says "Last week my wife ran off with a police officer. I thought you were bringing her back." Police officer says "Have a nice day."
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 7:16:22 AM EDT
What is the difference between a circus and a bordello? A circus is a cunning array of stunts.[:I]
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 7:19:03 AM EDT
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it, and one to blow me
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 7:40:11 AM EDT
A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room. Moments later, the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette. The egg says, "Well, that settles that."
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 7:42:56 AM EDT
The trouble with finding your perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then four weeks after the wedding you would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts. Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to hold my penis, I mean the ladder.
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 7:43:37 AM EDT
"Patriotic Democrat" "Hillary Clinton"
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 7:48:11 AM EDT
What is the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a shift of wit.
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