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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:46:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/10/2001 6:39:42 PM EDT by lordtrader]
[url]http://www.homegame.org/news/fungames/pimpquiz.htm[/url] I scored a 56%.....hmmmm....I see a career change happening. Where ma ho's at?!?!?
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 6:57:15 PM EDT
LT, I got 72%. I definitely doing a career change. Now, where is a good place to get a great pimp gun. I'm thinking a gold plated ivory grip Desert Eagle.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 6:59:29 PM EDT
I love to have a chrome plated colt 1911 with flux pearl grip...
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:06:36 PM EDT
42%. You obviously got mo game than me, trader. [@:D]
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:09:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/10/2001 7:03:35 PM EDT by toaster]
You are 43% pimp. You're A FRAT BOY, aren't you? Or at least participate in some organized white boy social group or sport. You think the Lexus with tinted windows your dad bought for you is enough to become a respected pimp. You're enamored with the hard living PIMP lifestyle, but would prefer a yuppie version, where you wouldn't get your hands too dirty. Rest assured, you do get some experience in the PIMP life when your car breaks down in the bad part of town and you end up becoming the GRAND PIMP'S bitch for the night. Don't worry, it's only marginally worse than those gay orgies you have with your frat brothers.
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I'm apparently not pimp material!!
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:11:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Nick: I love to have a chrome plated colt 1911 with flux pearl grip...
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You mean just like what Alec Baldwin had in the movie The Shadow
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:23:47 PM EDT
[size=6][red]W[/red][blue]T[/blue][gold]F[/gold][violet]?[violet][/size=6] This test is bullshit, those morons wouldn't know a true pimp daddy it he was slapping them down! [spank] Which I just might - unless they live in a bad part of town. (I got a lowly, disappointing 48%)
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:27:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:27:48 PM EDT
Shits I'z 66% Pimp, Pimps up ho's down and open wide biotch!
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:34:39 PM EDT
It even asked if I wanted to kill Doug Schatkey! HAHAAHAHAA!! sheee-itt yeah mu-fu'ah, that Doug Schatkey be one no class havin bitch!
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:42:47 PM EDT
61% Time to get the Huggy Bear suit out of storage.[@:D] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:58:14 PM EDT
You are 83% pimp. Wow, you're A PRO PIMP. The penultimate level of pimp-dom. You're one of the best out there, but not THE best. You've been working hard at pimping for some time and you have a lot of experience living the life and dealing the hos. You're undoubtedly the hero to many a PIMP fan, and the attention is good. However, you still could learn a thing or two from Ike Turner or Snoop Dog if you plan on moving up to the premiere echelon of GRAND PIMP. Cutting back on your chronic intake might help you with the bidness, but don't cut back too much. Also, your respectable ho-ma stable and control over those several city blocks makes you the envy of other PRO PIMPS and SEMI-PRO PIMPS, which is why you should always be packing and rolling with a good team that'll watch your back.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 7:59:50 PM EDT
You guys are sooo full of shit!![:D]
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 8:14:51 PM EDT
You are 21% pimp. Hmm, it would seem that you are A RELATIVE to someone who is in the PIMP bidness, and you don't agree with their lifestyle choice. That, or a relative of yours was injured/killed because of the PIMP industry. You have contempt towards PIMPS because of this, yet you probably wouldn't turn into A SNITCH for THE MAN because you'd rather not have any involvement on either side of things. All we can say is keep on living your life the way your have been. Stay away from the PIMP side and stay away from THE MAN, and you'll live your life like the average loser.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 8:26:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster: You guys are sooo full of shit!![:D]
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Damn Homie ain't be having the lingo. He ain't down wit it. It you "mofos are full of the shizzat up in here". No wonder you scored low. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 8:33:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 8:40:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/10/2001 8:35:51 PM EDT by Avalon01]
Looks like I'm too white to pimp... [b]You are 18% pimp.[/b] That means you're prone to becoming A SNITCH for THE MAN. You probably don't get your swerve on too much, so you're bitter and ready to make your mark anyway you can. Since you're not good enough to be THE MAN and far from being a PIMP, you'll sell info to THE MAN in hopes he'll recognize your intel gathering skills and take you into the fold. Sadly, you won't live to see next week because some hard core PIMP will punk your ass after you cross him.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 8:40:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 8:56:56 PM EDT
50% - I might have missed my calling in life.z
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 9:07:58 PM EDT
40% ....I got no game.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 9:14:31 PM EDT
Only 59% !?! Dayum.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 9:38:54 PM EDT
You are 65% pimp. You're AN AMATEUR, a newbie who's learning the pimping ropes and have a lot of schooling left. You probably were A GEN-U-WINE FAN and decided to stop watching the players, and to become one. While observing on the sidelines taught you a lot, you're still a B.G. and shouldn't bite off more than you can screw. Be sure to use the PIMP connections you made when you were just a fan, but remember to not step on the feet of those you admired. If you weren't A GEN-U-WINE FAN and decided to jump into the bidness head first, all we can say is watch your back because you're probably gonna be stepping on someone's Pumas.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 10:07:21 PM EDT
[b]You are 54% pimp.[/b] You're A GEN-U-WINE FAN of the pimping lifestyle. You're definitely not some wanna-be frat boy wigger, because you wouldn't mind getting your hands dirty. You probably have autographed posters of your PIMP heroes hanging on your wall, and spend the nights when you're not out banging bitches watching your blaxploitation DVDs and practicing your strut. You're probably good friends with your local pimps and have played some dice or dominoes with them. We wouldn't be surprised if you gophered and scored some chronic for them too. It's cool, every occupation needs to have its fans. Just be careful to not get too close, or else you'll get more than you're looking for. hmmm,,,maybe..just maybe!
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 10:35:00 PM EDT
74% an i bees sime-pro. shitz homeie i gots to done be tightne ma shitz up.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 10:57:05 PM EDT
50%... This test was created by the "system" to keep a brother down.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 11:13:36 PM EDT
[size=6][red][b][center]34%[/center][/size=6][/red][/b] [i]You're either A BITCH or A FORMER STABLE MEMBER who got out of the bidness. Your general attitude towards PIMPS and pimping is negative, although you do have a modicum of respect for PIMPS and their excellent business sensibilities. You would probably join another ho stable if your current attempt to clean yourself up fails. Don't worry, your second jump into the world of pimping will introduce you to your future husband when you learn about blackmail.[/i] I am proud to say I am not a "Ho" nor a pimp........just your average middle aged white guy. Sgtar(but no feather)15
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 5:05:13 AM EDT
So far I still have the lowest precentage: 18% "Pretty fly for a white guy!" Av.
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 5:20:17 AM EDT
78%....I'm a semi-pro. And I only got one thing to say:
My b1tch betta have my money, through rain, sleet or snow! My ho betta have my money. Not some. Not half. But [b]all[/b] my cash. Or I'll put my foot, straight up her [b]ass[/b]!
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Link Posted: 12/11/2001 5:47:03 AM EDT
51% pimp I may have to do some market research regarding a career change... [;D]
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 6:10:08 AM EDT
You are 81% pimp. Wow, you're A PRO PIMP. The penultimate level of pimp-dom. You're one of the best out there, but not THE best. You've been working hard at pimping for some time and you have a lot of experience living the life and dealing the hos. You're undoubtedly the hero to many a PIMP fan, and the attention is good. However, you still could learn a thing or two from Ike Turner or Snoop Dog if you plan on moving up to the premiere echelon of GRAND PIMP. Cutting back on your chronic intake might help you with the bidness, but don't cut back too much. Also, your respectable ho-ma stable and control over those several city blocks makes you the envy of other PRO PIMPS and SEMI-PRO PIMPS, which is why you should always be packing and rolling with a good team that'll watch your back. So there, you graymeat honkies...
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 6:39:01 AM EDT
68% beeeeeaaatchhh........I is da biggest pimp you ever heard of...........where is my hoooos at....shhiiiiiiiiiittt..
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 7:33:55 AM EDT
[b]I'm is the mofo king of pimpin[/b] 85% Wow, you're A PRO PIMP. The penultimate level of pimp-dom. You're one of the best out there.
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 7:51:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/11/2001 7:43:36 AM EDT by robbyd]
This test is BIASED against white pimps!! I'm off to complain to the WPARP (white pimps against racial prejudice). [url]www.robbyd.org[/url]
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 7:57:39 AM EDT
You are 84% pimp. Wow, you're A PRO PIMP. The penultimate level of pimp-dom. You're one of the best out there, but not THE best. You've been working hard at pimping for some time and you have a lot of experience living the life and dealing the hos. You're undoubtedly the hero to many a PIMP fan, and the attention is good. However, you still could learn a thing or two from Ike Turner or Snoop Dog if you plan on moving up to the premiere echelon of GRAND PIMP. Cutting back on your chronic intake might help you with the bidness, but don't cut back too much. Also, your respectable ho-ma stable and control over those several city blocks makes you the envy of other PRO PIMPS and SEMI-PRO PIMPS, which is why you should always be packing and rolling with a good team that'll watch your back. That's right. Me and my beotches be takin care of bidness. [b]I'm the ASIAN INVASION![/b], now step back and watch as I parlay...
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 9:52:04 AM EDT
Need I say anything [smoke]
You are 90% pimp. We are in total awe of you, GRAND PIMP. Rooms always go silent when your enter, accompanied by your entourage. Your stylish threads start trends among other PIMPS and eventually end up becoming mainstream. Just one ho from your stable would make an AMATEUR PIMP live good. You've had several battles with other PIMPS and won because you're that good. We wouldn't be surprised if you were the head of a PIMP ring or control all ho outlets in your city. You've also had several run ins with THE MAN, but you're still here and holding your own. When you have free time, please send us an autographed poster of yourself. and we congratulate you on your PIMP status.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2001 10:03:30 AM EDT
You are 58% pimp. You're A GEN-U-WINE FAN of the pimping lifestyle. You're definitely not some wanna-be frat boy wigger, because you wouldn't mind getting your hands dirty. You probably have autographed posters of your PIMP heroes hanging on your wall, and spend the nights when you're not out banging bitches watching your blaxploitation DVDs and practicing your strut. You're probably good friends with your local pimps and have played some dice or dominoes with them. We wouldn't be surprised if you gophered and scored some chronic for them too. It's cool, every occupation needs to have its fans. Just be careful to not get too close, or else you'll get more than you're looking for.
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 10:57:38 AM EDT
You are 93% pimp. We are in total awe of you, GRAND PIMP. Rooms always go silent when your enter, accompanied by your entourage. Your stylish threads start trends among other PIMPS and eventually end up becoming mainstream. Just one ho from your stable would make an AMATEUR PIMP live good. You've had several battles with other PIMPS and won because you're that good. We wouldn't be surprised if you were the head of a PIMP ring or control all ho outlets in your city. You've also had several run ins with THE MAN, but you're still here and holding your own. When you have free time, please send us an autographed poster of yourself. and we congratulate you on your PIMP status Beeyatch, now dats what the f#$k I is talking 'bout.
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 11:26:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 12:31:26 PM EDT
75% Semi pro pimp. Someday, I will attain pimpdom. sniff sniff
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 12:49:51 PM EDT
I think some of you didnt answer the questions honestly...
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 1:10:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15fan: I think some of you didnt answer the questions honestly...
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Answer them like a mid-twenties white boy?...no But like a blatantly stereotypical pimp?...Hell yeah! I am just that bad ass! or...maybe lucky
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 7:52:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum: 51% pimp I may have to do some market research regarding a career change... [;D]
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Can I be your man-whore? I make a good he-bitch [;)] Will there be a break in process? Just don't hurt me. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 7:58:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By toaster: You guys are sooo full of shit!![:D]
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Damn Homie ain't be having the lingo. He ain't down wit it. It you "mofos are full of the shizzat up in here". No wonder you scored low. [:)]
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Yo beeyotch, you bess step off foo, or I be cappin' yo ass wif ma bb-gat.[:D]
Link Posted: 12/11/2001 8:13:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster:
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By toaster: You guys are sooo full of shit!![:D]
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Damn Homie ain't be having the lingo. He ain't down wit it. It you "mofos are full of the shizzat up in here". No wonder you scored low. [:)]
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Yo beeyotch, you bess step off foo, or I be cappin' yo ass wif ma bb-gat.[:D]
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Now you down with O.P.P.
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 6:10:02 AM EDT
You are 45% pimp. You're A FRAT BOY, aren't you? Or at least participate in some organized white boy social group or sport. You think the Lexus with tinted windows your dad bought for you is enough to become a respected pimp. You're enamored with the hard living PIMP lifestyle, but would prefer a yuppie version, where you wouldn't get your hands too dirty. Rest assured, you do get some experience in the PIMP life when your car breaks down in the bad part of town and you end up becoming the GRAND PIMP'S bitch for the night. Don't worry, it's only marginally worse than those gay orgies you have with your frat brothers. hahahhahaha
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 10:14:38 AM EDT
Anyone play Whore Wars?: [url]http://www.fileplanet.com/index.asp?section=333&file=81558[/url]
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 11:05:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2001 10:58:18 AM EDT by sfoo]
Yo' foos needz to be popping back sum mo' foties befo yo' takin de tes!!! 100% Genuine PIMP right Heya baybee!!! [img]http://www.mallninja.net/pics/pimpin1.jpg[/img] Don't make me bust a cap in yo' ass!!! Gimme da money, honey! [img]http://www.mallninja.net/pics/pimpin2.jpg[/img] (ok, ok, it's really slo5oh)
Link Posted: 12/12/2001 1:55:00 PM EDT
84% Pimp beeyatch
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