A friend of mine e-mailed these to me...funny.

These are actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events:

From Pat Glenn -
Weightlifting Commentator,"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

From Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator -- "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

From Greg Norman -- "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."

From Alan Minter --
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

From Terry Venables -- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

From Ron Atkinson -- "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition don't like it- you can see it all over their faces."

From Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race, 1977 -- "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

From Metro Radio --
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

From David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics -- "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

From US TV Commentator --
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them......Oh my God, what have I just said.

What was the question?
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Semi-urban-legend:
http://[url]http://www.snopes2.com/radiotv/tv/palmer.htm[/url]
Dang!  I'd looked it up hoping to correct the quote, and found out it was a fake. [>(]