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Posted: 12/9/2001 5:20:57 PM EDT
Home? Quick, what should I do. No way I'm surrendering. Current equipment is closet full of ninja gear and various BDU colors (no aqua blue dammit). Maybe I could throw rocks? Where's my palenstinian rock throwing brothers when I need them??? Oh shit, they just cut the power. Im on battery power now. I only have 2 three hour batteries. Wait... I hear something coming over the loudspeaker "...ing in there and we're gonna drag your terrorist loving ass out" WTF?!?! I only donated the money to that "charity" because it was tax-deductible. Oh shit. TEAR GAS. Guys immediate tactical advice is needed. Take no prisoners! What's that burning smell? [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:22:40 PM EDT
[>:/] uuhhhhhhhhh what??
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:25:11 PM EDT
Dude, if you have a silenced revolver and a sub-MOA shotgun you can withstand [b]anything[/b].
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:25:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:26:00 PM EDT
I think that burning smell is probably your fried egg of a brain on drugs.
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:26:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:30:36 PM EDT
[b]Dude, I think you need to put the pipe down![/b] hehehe medcop
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:31:19 PM EDT
Show 'em those pictures of you in a dress. That'll convince 'em that you're no threat. While they are rolling on the ground, LTAO, you can make your stealthy escape.
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:31:25 PM EDT
Tell them that you want to surrender to Fox Mauder and Dana Scully.
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:31:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ghettoblaster: Dude, if you have a silenced revolver and a sub-MOA shotgun you can withstand [b]anything[/b].
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LMAO!!! I love this place! [(:)] No_Expert
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 5:36:28 PM EDT
Matt, You're doing it again! Put the bottle down and go to bed. You aren't old enough to drink, and you don't have the experience to handle hard alcohol!
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 6:03:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2001 6:02:02 PM EDT by xanadu]
Jojo, you've got waayyyyyy to much time on your hands. Wait,Ive got it... What would you do if the mothership lands and a bunch of aliens with death rays come out. Noooooo...they all look like clones of Janet Reno.... Now the leader, the uglier Janet Reno speaks to me and says"Xnnxxgorp zyyrwwe, gnoppedxxwt" I level my M4gery at it and then the gun starts to teleport, one atom at a time.. the particle trail flying straight into Reno's mouth...... now the gun is gone up to the pistol grip, wait!.. there goes my arm and STOP,.. Sto... hhhuu gaakkkk.. ... .. . Whew!... what would you do?[(:|)]
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 6:29:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2001 6:48:32 PM EDT
After putting down the pipe and pulling the needle CALL the LOCAL COPS. Believe it or not they're your best bet.
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 6:50:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2001 6:54:22 PM EDT
call for fire support from the mall artillery corps, then hose em down with your sp5s
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 7:00:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/9/2001 7:55:56 PM EDT
I would dial 911, then call Security Chief Shlomo and request immediate evac.
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 2:58:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By tc6969: Matt, You're doing it again! Put the bottle down and go to bed. You aren't old enough to drink, and you don't have the experience to handle hard alcohol!
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Wine coolers?
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 4:11:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/10/2001 4:06:45 AM EDT by QuietShootr]
This sounds like LEO bashing to me. You'd better edit your comments, or else! edited to add: Not ALL mods are bad! QS
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 9:37:59 AM EDT
Awww, youse guys (noo Joisey tawk) are making fun of this serious request for help. The poor lad is so flustered that he's forgotton about his special wall-climbing Ninja boots. Those are the obvious soution. The FBI won't expect to see him up on the walls/ceiling and he can just walk out the same door they came in. Don't forget to step over (under?) the top of the door. Hate to trip a Ninja and have him fall off the ceiling!!
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 9:52:56 AM EDT
NSFJojo, "That burning smell". [smoke] .......sure you don't have the DEA outside........BTW "Hamas" is not a legitimate tax-deductable charity.......just thought you should know......... [sniper]
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