Police are warning all male party goers, clubbers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to keep alert and be cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new DATE RAPE drug on the market, called "beer", is being used by females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is found in liquid form, and is available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to induce their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a male to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached SEX! After several "beers", men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts, often on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

Men often awake after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something wrong occurred. At other times, these unfortunate men are stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam know as "a relationship". Apparently men are easier victims for this scam after "beer" is administered and have previously been sexually molested by women.

As an advisory, forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly effected, like-minden males. For the nearest such support group, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

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Hot damn!!!

I will have to do some in depth research on this stuff this weekend.

Maybe I'll even be too busy making a porno flick to go to the range. WooHoo

Wish I had recieved this message before it was to late....yes, I too have been a victim... [beer]

To hell with you, I drink "beer" alone.....the hubby was conquered long ago to a drug known as "love".

so thats what it was damn i never knew [:(]

DAMN IT!

I wish I had known about this before I had to chew off my own arm.

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Beer:
Helping ugly people have sex since the day it was invented. [<]:)]

It happened to me.  There I was having a shot and then a woman gave me a beer "to go with it" as she put it...  The rest is hazy...


BISHOP

It has also been reported that these woman are operating Clandestine Beer Labs...Missouri is one of the States that does not have a law controlling these clandestine Labs.  St. Louis Missouri in fact has one of the largest labs in the United States.

Be forewarned that said females may also have linked to subversive groups of predatory females whose stated purpose is make men go home with ugly females of the worst type. These females cam be identified by their ability to seemingly shape-shift as one drinks - that is, to turn from an ugly, fat beast into a beautiful goddess after about a 12 pack of Samuel Adam's Boston Lager. Stay alert and stay alive. Don't fall a victim.......... [beer] [sex]

Methinks that I'm in trouble.

Alex

Reminds me of an interview I once heard with Jim Koch, the guy who owns Sam Adams.  His wife is apparently some kind of hot shot research biologist and often at social functions people will hear all about whatever wonder of modern medicine she is working on then turn to him and ask what he does.  His response is "I help ugly people have sex."

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