Had this sent to me today. Thought someone could use a laugh.

[b]It's your Patriotic Duty!!!

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our
community.  

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is
not their wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove that you
think it's ok to see other women nude. (Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)

Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your efforts.[/b]

Where do I sign?  This guy's doing his part.

My next door neighbor is 74. can i watch from someone elses house? I'd hate to insult her but i value my eyesight.