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Posted: 11/21/2001 7:41:10 PM EDT
I was at the grocery store tonight picking up a few last minute things for the wife and saw this sign behind the checkout counter.[b] Please use handgun for scanning turkeys.[b/] What would be the best caliber for this?
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 2:57:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 6:38:46 AM EDT
Saw a sign in the mall one day..."Ears pierced while you wait"...Like, are you supposed to drop your ears off then come back when they are finished?
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 6:46:08 AM EDT
i saw a sign at work on a pallet that says "not for erection"
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 7:25:58 AM EDT
FOR SALE BY OWNER Who else would be sellimg it.To the guy next door:Sorry Bob but we are selling your house.We need the money.
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 7:25:59 AM EDT
Sign at Bass Pro Shop, [size=4][red] "Welcome fishermen, hunters and other liars"[/size=4][/red]
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 7:59:41 AM EDT
"Firearms Probited" Yeah, uh-huh, right.
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 8:40:44 AM EDT
i like the tag on the microwave meal i saw "now better tasting meatloaf"
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 8:44:52 AM EDT
About three years ago a church down the street had "Come Meat Jesus This Sunday" on their board. It stayed up like that for three days until someone took the 'a' and replaced it with an 'e'.
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 5:41:22 PM EDT
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Road Sign: Do not stop vehicle over railroad tracks.
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 7:05:33 PM EDT
I have a sign that hangs in my kitchen that says "You can't Teach A Pig To Sing. It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig"
Link Posted: 11/22/2001 7:09:41 PM EDT
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