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Posted: 11/22/2001 2:57:04 AM EDT
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What does the exit wound look like, when you "scan" turkeys?
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Posted: 11/22/2001 6:38:46 AM EDT
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Saw a sign in the mall one day..."Ears pierced while you wait"...Like, are you supposed to drop your ears off then come back when they are finished?
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Posted: 11/22/2001 6:46:08 AM EDT
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i saw a sign at work on a pallet that says "not for erection"
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Posted: 11/22/2001 7:25:58 AM EDT
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Who else would be sellimg it.To the guy next door:Sorry Bob but we are selling your house.We need the money. |
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Posted: 11/22/2001 7:25:59 AM EDT
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Sign at Bass Pro Shop,
[size=4][red] "Welcome fishermen, hunters and other liars"[/size=4][/red] |
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Posted: 11/22/2001 7:59:41 AM EDT
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"Firearms Probited"
Yeah, uh-huh, right. |
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Posted: 11/22/2001 8:40:44 AM EDT
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i like the tag on the microwave meal i saw
"now better tasting meatloaf" |
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Posted: 11/22/2001 8:44:52 AM EDT
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About three years ago a church down the street had "Come Meat Jesus This Sunday" on their board. It stayed up like that for three days until someone took the 'a' and replaced it with an 'e'.
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Posted: 11/22/2001 5:41:22 PM EDT
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"Beer Rental Return--->" pointing to the head at Outback Steakhouse.
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Posted: 11/22/2001 5:50:48 PM EDT
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"No Weapons Allowed" at the state fairgrounds where they hold a lot of gun shows...I guess that's only some of the time...when they aren't making money off of gun owners.
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Posted: 11/22/2001 5:59:13 PM EDT
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Road Sign: Do not stop vehicle over railroad tracks.
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Posted: 11/22/2001 7:05:33 PM EDT
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I have a sign that hangs in my kitchen that says "You can't Teach A Pig To Sing. It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig"
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Posted: 11/22/2001 7:09:41 PM EDT
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There was a school sign that my friends and I changed from "PTO Meeting" to "POT meeting"
Another time, we had stolen enough letters that we had it say something like "Due to bomb threat, school closed on 4/5" My friend's sister went to that middle school and said only half the students showed up...lol! |
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