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Posted: 11/20/2001 10:50:04 AM EDT
Have any of ya'll seen the promos for this new movie? This has got to be the most ridiculous piece of "keepin' it real" shit I have ever seen. Who watches this crap? Maybe we should drop Martin on the Taliban.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 10:50:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Darin_Marple: Maybe we should drop Martin on the Taliban.
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No, that would be against the Geneva Convention... [;)]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 10:51:46 AM EDT
...nigga, please.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 10:53:19 AM EDT
What about the PC crap of changing the Black Riders into Dark Riders in "Lord of the Rings". Hollyweird- Waylon Jennings had it right. Ice
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:06:58 AM EDT
"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!" "You're a looney."
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:07:53 AM EDT
"Its just a flesh wound." "Ok, we'll call it a draw." Ice
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:10:27 AM EDT
"Oh, running away are you? You yellow bastard, come back here and get what's coming to you!"
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:13:19 AM EDT
"I will bite your legs off." "I cut off your arm!" "No you didn't." Ice
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:16:43 AM EDT
Yeeeeah, there's a black man in this movie, right? Yeeeah, I'm going to have to avoid seeing this movie because it's against God. I've interpreted the Bible to say that black men shouldn't be making movies in a predominately white country. So please, don't go see this movie and support Satan. Oh, and even though I haven't seen this movie I'm pretty sure it's targeted towards kids and focuses on converting them to a Pagan religion. Let's just avoid trouble and boycott this movie, ummm key? Great. Thanks. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:21:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:24:00 AM EDT
-Legal Disclaimer- Please note that this post is intending for humor only. This in no way represents the views of AR15.com and is not in anyway endorsed by AR15.com or its members. If it offends you, suck it. Ice
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:38:49 AM EDT
Great link, thanks Ice. [:)]
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 11:57:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2001 11:53:28 AM EDT by Killjoy]
I don't know. I thought Shrek would not be any good, but I was wrong. Then again Black Knight (that will hit video in a matter of weeks) has that Martin guy in it. I didn't think he was funny in his own sitcom (whatever that was called). What are they trying to do, a midevil version of Blazing Saddles?
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 12:04:19 PM EDT
I refused to see the last 'knight' flick out there because of the modern mucical score, doesn't fit IMO. This kind of storyline has been done before with some fantastic results (Army of Darkness [:D]), but I can't stand Martin... Perhaps if it was Chris Rock or Chris Tucker, _then_ it might be decent.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 12:09:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ice: "I will bite your legs off." "I cut off your arm!" "No you didn't." Ice
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"We thank Thee, O Lord fo.." *THUNK* "Have at you!!!" "You've no arms!" "Yes I have" "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 12:17:01 PM EDT
Thank you Shazbat for using IMO instead of IMHO when everyone knows that opinions are [u]never[/u] humble.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 12:21:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Killjoy: Thank you Shazbat for using IMO instead of IMHO when everyone knows that opinions are [u]never[/u] humble.
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Quite right, quite right...
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 12:37:08 PM EDT
"I didn't know we had a king!" "Help, I am being repressed, look at the system repressing me!" Ice
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 12:53:02 PM EDT
"Old woman" "Man!" "Old man" "I'm 37" "Sorry?" "I'm not old"
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 2:45:25 PM EDT
Peasant 1: Who's that there? Peasant 2: I don't know.... Must be a king.... Peasant 1: Why? Peasant 2: He hasn't got s**t all over him. _____ Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 3:20:03 PM EDT
I'm not a bigoted man, but how many movies is hollywood going to make with black comedians who's only routine is making white people look un-hip? God, I grow tired of some loud mouthed comedian making fun of white people. White people can't dance, have no rythem, can't jump, are too stuffy, walk funny, dress funny, so on and so on. The worst part is we love it, right? I'm not saying I can't laugh at myself or have any problem with black comedians but there must be 20+ movies in the last few years that follow the same premise.
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 9:18:45 PM EDT
Isn't the movie a spoof of "A Connecticut Yankee in King Aurthur's Court"?
Link Posted: 11/20/2001 10:08:14 PM EDT
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