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Posted: 11/2/2001 8:57:01 PM EDT
I just watched "A Few Good Men" with Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise. Pretty good film, but it has one of my favorite movie lines..."I'm going to rip the eyes out of your head and puke into your dead skull!!! You messed with the wrong Marine!"
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You need to lose that nickel plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock!
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"Get out."
"Fuck you, asshole." "I'll be back." Terminator. The first and best. |
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"Just tryin' to get a little action, every time it's a hassle." Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
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"Yippie ka yay mother*****r"
[ Edited By GOATBOY on 11/3/2001 01:06:22 PM ] |
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"Shut your face, hippy." Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
"Nope, just lead." John Wayne, Chisum John Wayne is the greatest. [pistol] |
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Tombstone. Something to the effect of.
You gonna pull that smokepole or just gonna stand there and bleed? |
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You tell em the law's comin'
You tell em I'm comin' And I'm bringin' hell with me Tombstone |
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"Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
"Its not the speed thats important, I just wish I hadnt drunk all that cough syrup this morning." "This is the blue bird, I be ready to refuel." "We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!" "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole." "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?" "You are the vulgarian, you fuck!" "Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what. So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!" "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!" "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" |
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The Outlaw Josey Wales- Bounty Hunter to Clint: "A man's gotta earn a livin'" To which Clint replies: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" OR, Silverado: " I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead." OR, Blazing Saddles: "S'cuse me, while I whip this out."
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"[i]I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together.[/i]"
- [b]Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway[/b], (Clint Eastwood) Heartbreak Ridge (misspelled Clint's name, kant have that!) |
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Badges!?! We don't need no stinking badges!- Treasure Of The Sierra Madre.
We're on a mission from God.- Blues Brothers. |
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Heard a couple good ones tonight on TBS, both from the movie Tremors 2: "I feel I was denied critical, need to know, information." "Doing what I can with what I got." |
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Samuel L Jackson as Jules in Pulp Fiction
"You sendin the Wolf? Shiiiiiiit Knee-Grow! that's ALL you had to say!" "I'm Supa-Fly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone! I'ma Mushrooom cloud layin MuthaF$#@a, MuthaF$%#a!" The best movie ever! |
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"You gonna bark all day little dog or are you gonna bite?"
Mr. Blonde, Resevoir Dogs. |
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Any R. Lee Ermey quote from FMJ and one particular episode from Space Above and Beyond.
And this particular one from Hamburger Hill where Doc finds the decapitated body of one of the FNG's "Who is it? How the hell should I know, he's got no fucking head! You got to tell these people to wear an extra set of dogtags in their boots ONE each. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY THESE PEOPLE. Take it easy Doc; I'll take it anyway I can" |
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How about from the original Highlander....
"I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold" |
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"If it makes you nervous, don't count 'em".
Errol Flynn to Ronald Reagan in a movie about John Brown......EF and RR are getting ready to fight some guys and Ron comments about how many there are. Cannot think of the name of this movie?..any help? Also... "The stress was more than he could bear"....Tombstone..Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) [beer] |
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Quoted: "You gonna bark all day little dog or are you gonna bite?" Mr. Blonde, Resevoir Dogs. View Quote The one above reminded me of the Pink Panter movie.... "Sir does your dog bite?" "No" Dog bites man. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite" "That is not my dog". [beer] |
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you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
clint eastwood, the outlaw josey wales. [beer] |
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"All you can take with you is that which you've given away." From [i][b]It's A Wonderful Life[/b][/i].
Actually, it's not a line from the movie dialogue, but from a placard on the wall of the Baily Bros. Building & Loan office. It's placed right next to the photo of George Baily's late father, and serves as a crucial reminder to him to do what his father would do in a desperate situation. Earlier, after the death of George's father, George was meeting with the Board of Directors of the Building & Loan, one of its members being Henry Potter, who, during the meeting reminds the Board that Peter Bailey wasn't much of a businessman and that the loan policies of the company only produce: "a discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class." He complains about a few idealistic, "starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey (who) stir 'em up and fill their head with a lot of impossible ideas." George gives this impassioned speech, which is as good as anything in filmdom: "Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about. They do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book, he died a much richer man than you'll ever be." Later in the bank closing crisis, when Potter is offering to buy back the Building & Loan stock at 50 cents on the dollar, George is on the verge of absolute despair, and facing tremendous pressure and confusion, when he looks at the portrait of his father and a motto on the wall for courage: "All you can take with you is that which you've given away." He then realizes he must appeal to the crowd to allay their fears. As his father would have done! Marvelous movie, and along with 'Meet John Doe' and 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' forms Frank Capra's [b]American triology[/b] that should be required viewing in every classroom in this land! Eric The(SorryI'mSoLongWinded)Hun[>]:)] |
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
"They took the bar! The whole f%^$$%g bar!!!!" "Then put her in charge" (Aliens) "Bark like a dog for me" |
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"My father once told me, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
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"Killin' a man is a hell of a thing. You're not only takin' away everything he has...but everything he's ever gonna' have."--Clint Eastwood, "The Unforgiven."
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"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend...those with loaded guns, and those who dig holes. You dig."
- Clint, [i]Good/Bad/Ugly[/i] |
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Smoken pole hineline ????? Bwwwaaahhaahhaa
You must have something else on your mind eh .....[:O] Oh well, here are a couple of my favs. "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and were wearing sunglasses......HIT IT !!! " "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum" |
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Great lines fro ANIMAL HOUSE...
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus? Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way. Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir. Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! ********************************************************************** Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling ********************************************************************** Otter: This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it ********************************************************************** From ARMY of DARKNESS Ash: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnutstock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... ********************************************************************** From REPO MAN Bud: Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em. ********************************************************************** From STRIPES John Winger: We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! |
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"Well fill your hand, you sonofabitch!"
John Wayne to Robert Duvall "True Grit" "There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns, and those with shovels. You dig." Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" |
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Tombstone:
BG who has the drop on Val Kilmer: "I've got you now you son of a b!tch!" Kilmer: "You're a daisy if you do" |
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"go to the sporting good stores and get form 4473 it wil contain a list of weapons as well as those who own them" that commie guy from red dawn
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Hold on,I have a better one.
"I think I want to go home now" From the life story of one Mr. Gump[:D] |
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"A .45/70 sure blows a big hole through a man" From an old B movie western.
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From GLADIATOR...
"What we do in life... echoes in eternity..." That's gotta be one of the coolest lines in conjunction with acting in cinema history. Max :D |
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"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear warheads?"
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Gentlemen, there's no fighting in the war room!
I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed, but only 10, 20 million casualities, tops! -dr. strangelove |
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Arnold S. from an otherwise lousy movie (Total Recall).
"Consider this a divorce." - CD |
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"If your nervous, count your toes." John Wayne.
"Ready........ready...... Now," said in the bombardier's pinched, "oxygen-mask" voice during a B-52/VietNam documentary on the Hitler Channel. |
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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" -- Robert DeNiro in [i]Taxi Driver[/i]
"A gun is a tool... no better and no worse than the man using it." -- Alan Ladd in [i]Shane[/i] "We've got to start thinking beyond our guns." -- William Holden in [i]The Wild Bunch[/i] "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others and I require the same of them." -- John Wayne in [i]The Shootist[/i] "Out here, due process is a bullet." -- John Wayne in [i]The Green Berets[/i] "I hate tricks, pilgrim, but that's what you're up against with Valance. He's almost as fast as I am." -- John Wayne in [i]The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance[/i] "Saddle up!" -- John Wayne in [i]Sands of Iwo Jima[/i] "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." "Fill your hands you son of a bitch!" -- Robert Duvall and John Wayne in [i]True Grit[/i] "Keep your eyes open. . . we're running out of deputies." -- Brian Dennehy in [i]Silverado[/i] "You just shot an unarmed man." "He should have armed himself." -- Gene Hackman and Clint Eastwood in [i]Unforgiven[/i] "You're fired." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger in [/i]True Lies[/i] "These tank are faster in any others forward or backwards... we like to get out of trouble as fast as we can get into it. We got a loud speaker here when we go into battle we play music very loud. It kind of calms us down" -- Donald Sutherland as "Oddball" in [i]Kelly's Heroes[/i] "Hey Oddball this is your hour of glory and you're chickening out." "To a NewYorker like you a hero is some kind of weird sandwich not some nut who takes on three tigers." -- Don Rickles (Crapgame) and Oddball in [i]Kelly's Heroes[/i] Oddball: "Hi man" Big Joe: "What you doin?" Oddball: "Drinking wine and Eating cheese and catching some rays you know" Big Joe: "What's happened?" Oddball: "Well the tank's broken and they're trying to fix" Big Joe: "Then Why the Hell aren't you up there helping them?!" Oddball: "I only ride 'em I don't what make's 'em work" Big Joe: "I got to get my men some broads before they start freakin out with each other." Captain: "I'm aware that that problem may be devloping." Kelly's Heroes is LOADED with great lines! |
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"What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' niggers and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through wit h you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."
Marsellus, Pulp Fiction |
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