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Posted: 11/2/2001 12:06:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/2/2001 1:36:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/2/2001 1:30:02 AM EDT by platform389]
Ohhhh Yes, I remember this one... If by chance, for whatever reason, you are reading this comment before reading Mr Bear's story, STOP! The story is a 5 star laugh![IMG]http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/aahmed/biggrin.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:03:15 PM EDT
I remember this, too. This one truly deserves to be tacked up!
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:12:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:18:52 PM EDT
I will give this a big fat BTT! That was good...very good! medcop
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 9:25:17 PM EDT
It is posts like these that MAKE Ar15.com completely unique AND SUPERIOR to any other board. Dude I was bugged by some crap when I before I read this. Now I'm much better. Thanks.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 9:37:29 PM EDT
Thought you were talking about Rapid_Fire and his habitual obituary posting.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 10:05:18 PM EDT
i too remember that one. i do however wonder if the last part is true..
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 10:52:21 PM EDT
BTT- Everybody should see this one, if no other!
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 4:26:56 AM EDT
Excellent.
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 5:28:03 AM EDT
[b]YOUR A JACKASS TOO![/b]...thats my phone #!![rolleyes]
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 5:47:59 AM EDT
Kind of reminds me of what my jackass friends used to do in high school - before caller ID. Wealthy friend #1 had a phone with about 5 lines, so they'd call some of the b*tchiest girls in school - ones who *hated* each other - and conference them together, late at night. Then they'd stand back, quietly, and enjoy the fireworks, often rolling tape. Then the next day, they'd ususally try to be around the unsuspecting combatants when they met face-to-face at school - just to bear witness to the wonderful chaos they'd created.
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 5:53:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mr_bungle: Kind of reminds me of what my jackass friends used to do in high school - before caller ID. Wealthy friend #1 had a phone with about 5 lines, so they'd call some of the b*tchiest girls in school - ones who *hated* each other - and conference them together, late at night. Then they'd stand back, quietly, and enjoy the fireworks, often rolling tape. Then the next day, they'd ususally try to be around the unsuspecting combatants when they met face-to-face at school - just to bear witness to the wonderful chaos they'd created.
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Used to do that with two phones that each had three-way calling. So if I answer the phone and hear another phone ringing, the gig is up.
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 6:09:30 AM EDT
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 9:20:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 10:09:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/3/2001 10:04:31 AM EDT by Zoub]
Oh my god! I know the perfect woman for you. She works for me. I always thought she was unique, until I read your post. Birds of a feather! Just curious, what is your line of work?
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 10:25:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
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OK what's the deal with you signature line?
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 10:58:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner:
Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
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OK what's the deal with you signature line?
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LOL I love this place!
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 11:18:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 11:20:17 AM EDT
Great story! I remember when you posted this before, but it is always a great read [:)] BTW, What did waverunner modify?
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 11:21:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
Originally Posted By Waverunner: OK what's the deal with you signature line?
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LMAO! What signature line? Man you've been editing my posts ALL OVER THIS BOARD!!! J/K [;)] I was wondering how long it would take for you to catch on. Just a practical joke on our new moderator. I'll change it to something else. [beer]
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Hrrrrmmmmnppppphhh! Looks like you'll be needing special attention.[whacko]
Link Posted: 11/3/2001 11:42:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/2/2001 11:13:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/3/2001 6:58:14 AM EDT
Just too damn funny........
Link Posted: 12/3/2001 7:10:59 AM EDT
Holy shit!, I started off reading that thinking "this guy is a jack ass". By the time I finished it I'm laughing my head off, seriously, tears in my eyes. Big Bear you are diabolical.
Link Posted: 12/3/2001 7:20:23 AM EDT
I love it! BTT^
Link Posted: 12/3/2001 8:02:34 AM EDT
[size=4]LMAO!!!!!!!![/size=4]
Link Posted: 12/3/2001 8:29:19 AM EDT
CLASSIC! ROTFLMAO! BTT!
Link Posted: 7/15/2002 11:58:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 12:18:03 AM EDT
While doing a btt on our your thread, I'll plug my not very similar but phone related story. [:P] [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=128102[/url] Anyone know how to say Jackass in spanish?
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 7:43:12 AM EDT
AWWWW...SHIT! This day was draggin' and now the folks down the hall are starting to wonder what's up 'cause I'm laughing so hard. STOP IT DAMMIT! [:D]
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 7:52:14 AM EDT
Wow, this is the first time I couldn't stop laughing in a long time! THANK GOD I purged my morning coffee before I read this!
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 10:32:27 AM EDT
I've heard the same story, but the version I heard included the following ending that's not included in your version: A couple of months go by and I get a call for jury duty. I was picked to be on a trial of two guys charged with disorderly conduct. As luck would have it, it happened to be the same two guys. I might have influenced the jury, because when they announced the verdict, they said, "We the jury find the defendants to be guilty, and a couple of jackasses!"
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 10:48:32 AM EDT
That qualifies for one of the Hall of Fame posts.
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