In Chicago it is forbidden to fish, while sitting on the neck of a giraffe.

In Champaign you may not pee in your neighbor's mouth.

After reading this thread, I'm convinced there's no hope for our species.

In the otherwise fine state of Georgia, I am forbidden from purchasing alcoholic beverages on Sunday by religious fundamentalists in violation of the Constitution of the United States.

Now that is one fucked-up law. [-!-]

Washington D.C.: It is a crime to carry a concealed weapon, that is over 6 feet long!

Missouri: A perverted sexual act, is one that generates enough energy to "regulate a self-winding watch".

Nevada: It is a crime to shoot a person and leave them in the desert, without finishing them off.

Florida:  It is a crime to break wind in a public room, without giving clear warning to all concerned.

Maryland: It is illegal to ride an elephant into a public restroom.

California:  It is a crime to use a club, blackjack, or stick during a gun battle.

That's all you can have in CA is stick and black jacks.